you spend all night outside, a few times elon will come look at you thru the window then puke. he hates coffee now i think. anyways you get no sleep that night but at 7:69 am elon comes outside with a pink fairy wand. he slaps you with it and all of a sudden your injuries disappear then elon cartwheels back inside.
you get up and start walking to join him then he shouts "YOUR SUPPOSE TO CARTWHEEL". you start cartwheeling inside to please him (ew). when you finally get inside you ask "why are there so many watermelons?" as you stare at the 421 watermelons on his counter "for later" he responds. "but first..." he then throws a water melon at the wall and it bursts. a little ant comes out of the wall and begins eating the water melon.
elon picks you up bridal style (again) and throws you at the wall, you expect to burst like the water melon but you actually go thru the wall and on the other side is the bathroom. you see a note on the wall, it says "take a shower you lazy air horn" you do as the note says and you shower. because you don't know how to read you pick up the soap that it labeled "elon only" and you use it. the soap then turns red and explodes causing you to go blind you scream and elon comes running in to see that you used him soap, he looks at you with a made expression (your an idiot and showered with your clothes on so he didn't see anything)
"WHY DID YOU USE MY FACKING SOAP?" elon yells at you. "i don't know how to read!!1! 🥺" you reply trying to get sympathy because your a stupid bitch (THIS IS A JOKE). elon then calms down a little bit and says "how the fuck did you read the note on the wall then?" in an extremely totally calm normal voice. you respond with "it was the police dogs" elon rolls his eyes and rips his eye brows out.
see what happens next oh yeah x
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elon musk x reader (who is of age ofc)
Teen Fictioni have no idea what this is going to be about but you fall in love with elon musk jeff bezos will be in here somewhere too ill post chapters when i can x.
