after jeff bezos layed all those eggs he tranforms back into a human. your leg is still broken ur not dead tho. jeff bezos morfed into elon musk for some reason. omg its actually elon musk woah. he grabs your wrist and pins you against the wall. there is a hook on the wall, he hangs you up by your hair and pulls your leg off and eats it.
you yelp in pain then elon musk morfs into lady gaga (woah) lady gaga pulls an ak47 out of her pocket and is about to literally shoot you but all of a sudden she gets hit by a train. and you pass out
when you wake you wake up you see the real elon musk standing over you with a cat (omg why does he have a cat). he drops the cat on your face and then elon walks into your apartment without asking (omg rude😤🙄) he goes to your fridge and sees the only thing in there is an old open can of baked beans. he throws the can at you but misses, it hits obama in the head and obama fucking dies.
elon queefed then walked over to obama and says "we'll never know ur last name"
elon musk grabs a lightsaber and starts slicing up obama then lady gaga comes back to life because of all the they/them pussy she never got, she then gayly skips out the window and then dies.
elon shrugs and goes back to obama. he gives obama a light kiss on the lips then starts walking away. you scream "omg wait!!1!" and he comes back, socks in the eye then pulls out all your eyelashes one by one. he then picks you up bridal style and grows yucky fly wings and flys out the window with you 😍😍
until next time (already working on chapter 3)
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Teen Fictioni have no idea what this is going to be about but you fall in love with elon musk jeff bezos will be in here somewhere too ill post chapters when i can x.
