"ONE MORNING ESPRESSO COOKIE FINDS OUT HE IS PREGNANT AND WENT TO MADELEINE COOKIE TO TELL HIM THE BIG NEWS."
ESPRESSO COOKIE:B-B-BABE.... I HAVE A BIG NEWS TO TELL YOU...🥺🥺🥺🥺
MADELEINE COOKIE:WHAT IS IT BABY..?
ESPRESSO COOKIE: YOU'RE GONNA BE A FATHER...🥺🥺🥺✨
MADELEINE COOKIE:WDYM B-B-BABE...?
ESPRESSO COOKIE: YOU'RE GONNA BECOME A FATHER BECAUSE I AM PREGNANT 🥺...
MADELEINE COOKIE:😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
MADELEINE COOKIE: ARE YOU SERIOUS RN!?
ESPRESSO COOKIE: YES, BABY... UWU🥺✨
MADELEINE COOKIE: OMG!? THIS IS LITRALLY THE MOST HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!! I'M GONNA BE A FATHER!!!!!😍😍😍✨✨✨❤️❤️
"AFTER THAT MADELEINE COOKIE AND ESPRESSO COOKIE KISSED AND EVERYONE ELSE CONGRATULATED THEM"
FEW WEEKS LATER:
DR. BONES COOKIE:*CHECKS THE ULTRASOUND*
ESPRESSO COOKIE:SO DOCTOR, HOW MANY BABIES ARE WE HAVING?
DR. BONES COOKIE: ACCORDING TO THE ULTRASOUND, YOU GUYS ARE HAVING 30 BABIES...
ESPRESSO COOKIE:OMG!? REALLY!?🥺🥺🥺
DR. BONES COOKIE:YES SIR., IT IS 30 BABIES IN TOTAL...
ESPRESSO COOKIE: OH MY GOODNESS!? MADELEINE DID YOU HEAR!? WE ARE HAVING
30 BABIES!!!😚😚😚😍😍😍💕💕💕
MADELEINE COOKIE: YES BABE! IM GOING TO BE A FATHER OF 30 BABIES 😍😍😍✨✨✨
MADELEINE COOKIE:IM SO HAPPY TO HAVE YOU MY LOVE!!!🥺🥺🥺✨✨✨
ESPRESSO COOKIE: AWWWW- THANKS BABE🥺🥺🥺✨✨✨
FEW MONTHS LATER:
ESPRESSO COOKIE:OUCH!!!😣😣😣😣
MADELEINE COOKIE: BABE, WHAT'S WRONG!?😰😰😰
ESPRESSO COOKIE:I THINK I'M ABOUT TO GIVE BIRTH😢😢😢💔💔💔
MADELEINE COOKIE:OMG!? DW BABY IM CALLING THE AMBULANCE!!!😰🚑🚨
"AFTER CALLING THE AMBULANCE, ESPRESSO COOKIE WAS SENT TO THE HOSPITAL, AND THEN GAVE BIRTH TO 30 BABIES IN TOTAL BUT SADLY DIED AFTER GIVING BIRTH 😢"
AFTER HE GAVE BIRTH:
DR BONES COOKIE:*COMES IN*
MADELEINE COOKIE: DOCTOR!? IS ESPRESSO ALRIGHT!? TELL ME!?
DR. BONES:I HAVE GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS...
DR. BONES COOKIE: GOOD NEWS IS HE SUCCESSFULLY GAVE BIRTH TO 30 BABIES
DR. BONES COOKIE:BUT THE BAD NEWS IS THAT HE DIED AFTER GIVING BIRTH 😢💔
MADELEINE COOKIE:WAIT WHAT!? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!😢😢😢😢😢💔💔💔💔🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
DR. BONES COOKIE: ANYWAYS IF YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR BABIES, THEY ARE IN THE NEXT ROOM...
MADELEINE COOKIE:OH OK-😥
DR. BONES COOKIE: I HAVE TO GO NOW, SEE YOU IG...
DR. BONES COOKIE:*LEAVES*
MADELEINE COOKIE:IM SO SAD RN😢 BECAUSE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE DIED-
MADELEINE COOKIE:I CAN'T EVEN BE HAPPY ABOUT OUR BABIES...
MADELEINE COOKIE:IM GONNA TURN EMO RN 😭😭😭😣😣😣😢😢😢🖤🖤🖤💔💔💔⛓️⛓️⛓️
MADELEINE COOKIE: *BECOMES EMO🖤💔*
MADELEINE COOKIE: BUT I WILL PROMISE HIM THAT I WILL TAKE CARE OF OUR BABIES...
MADELEINE COOKIE:😭😭😭😭😭😭🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤💔💔💔💔💔⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️
THE END-
PART 2?
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PREGNANT ESPRESSO AU🤰🤰🤰✨✨✨
RandomALSO THIS IS 100% A JOKE AND DEFINITELY SATIRE. SO DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY Y'ALL 😃👍
