Kirito X Sinon

Extra 9

Shino: Happy Valentines Day!

Akira: Valentines Day?

Sakura: Yup, and I hate it!

Mio: Why?

Sakura: Well the Valentines Day party is one thing, but people giving me chocolates is a whole entire other.

Shino: What you don't like chocolate.

Sakura: Mhm, in fact I hate it! But of course I got some for Mio and Shino.

Akira: what about me midget?

Sakura: oh forgot you were alive, and no not for you. *turns around to get the chocolates from her bag.*

Akira: oh well good to know since I had almond sweets for you but I guess...

Sakura: Almond sweets! 

*Akira kneels down to Shino and gives her the almond sweets.*

*Sakura turns around.*

Sakura: Here you g-

Akira: Shino, you look beautiful today.

*Shino blushes.*

Shino: ehh, you have a girlfriend.

Sakura: IDIOT!!

Akira: What? You deserve nothing.

Sakura: Ok what do you want to lose, your arm, leg, oh maybe your head!

Akira: Calm down.

*Akira tosses the almond sweets to Sakura.*

Sakura: Woah. You want to hit me in the face or something!

Akira: No I was aiming for your eye, but oh well. Anyways I was going to give them to you no matter what. I got something better for Shino.

Sakura: You poisoned this didn't you!

Akira: Ok then, Mio try one.

Mio: Yes.

Sakura: You are willing to kill you girlfriend for this!

Akira: No Mio made these with me so she can try it. I ate the rest.

*Mio tries it.*

Mio: Yum! I like the honey taste.

Sakura: Well I guess I will take one too.

*Sakura tries it.*

Sakura: Yummy! Shino try one!

Shino: *Gulp* Nice!

Akira: See!

Sakura: ok I was wrong... This once.

*Back at the classrooms.*

Random student: Sakura, please take this.

Sakura: No thank you. I have a boyfriend.

5 minutes later

Another sudent: Sakura these chocolates are made with the love I have for you. Please go out with me-

Sakura: I Have A Boyfriend!

*Outside*

Akira: What are you planning on doing with that microphone, and banner, AND flag!

Sakura: Going to tell everyone that I have a BF.

Akira: Wow, Mio get us some popcorn please.

Mio: On it.

Sakura: You really boss her around like that.

Akira: She doesn't care.

Sakura: WELL SHE SHOULD!

Akira: Lower the volume on that thing!

Sakura: Phhft, ATTENTION ALL BOYS!!! LET ME REMIND YOU THAT

I 

HAVE

A

BOY-

FRIEND!

THE END!!

Akira: This is funny.

*Even though Sakura told everyone she had a boyfriend, she kept on getting chocolate in her locker. By a boy. And that boy was Akira.*

Akira: Now THIS is Funny.