warnings: fluff and crack and some gay shit.
Levi woke up to find that Erwin was not sleeping next to him. 'where is that man?' He grumbled and got up. He could hear someone in the bathroom. 'found you.' Levi made the bed and went into the bathroom. "Hey, Erwin? Are you in here?" He said walking into the restroom. Levi stopped. 'wtf is he doing?'
He saw his husband standing in front of the mirror, shaving...? What in the world is this man doing. Is this guys really doing his brows? Erwin's heart jumped and he accidentally cut the top of his brow. "Ow! Levi you scared me!" His face was pink. Levi walked over to him and grabbed his face. "Your bleeding dumbass." he said touching his brow. "I know. Gosh this is embarrassing..." Erwin said with a flushed face. Levi went to the closet and grabbed some rubbing alcohol. He noticed the hair conditioner on the sink. Levi mentally facepalmed.
As he cleaned Erwin's brow he said, "So, this is what you've been doing every morning huh?" Erwin would rather swallow papaya seeds then be there at that point. "I uh... Yeah I guess." Levi smiled, "You big blond dork." he said putting a Band-Aid over the cut.
"Hush Levi. You aren't so innocent either. I saw you kissing your broom yesterday but I kept my mouth shut." It was Levi's turn to be embarrassed. His cheeks turned pink and he clicked his tongue. "Tch. Shut the hell up eyebrows. That was a one time thing." He said turning his back. "That's what you said when we slept together and yet here we are. All married and stuff." Erwin shot back. Levi rolled his eyes and said, "That's different. Now quit bringing it up."
Erwin had a smug look on his face. "Maybe if you kiss my boo boo better I'll shut up about it." He smirked. Levi clicked his tongue. "Fine you big blond baby." he walks over to Erwin (who was pouting) and gave him a kiss on his brow. "There. Better?" Levi said. "Yes. :)" Erwin responded.
"Now we never speak of this again." Levi said glaring. Erwin just smiled.
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Ok so that was the first thing in this book and i apologize if its too short hehe. Guys... they are fruity.
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