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Stalker Bird (Eren x Mikasa x Jean)

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by Idontknowu101

by Idontknowu101

Warnings: Spoilers for AOT ending. A bird that stalks people. a lot of weird shit

Mikasa picked up her infant daughter. She was fussy that morning. Jean was outside doing god knows what but Mikasa didn't give a fuck. They were quarrelling because she mentioned having a dream about Eren. "Oh my fucking walls Mikasa. When are you gonna accept the fact that Eren is dead?" And that sparked the argument.

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"Caw caw!" that bird called. The bird followed the man outside and stalked him. Jean lit a cigarette because he was hella stressed. The bird watched as Jean blew out the smoke. 'How dare he argue with Mikasa. CAW I'll show him!'

This bird woke up and chose violence. He flew down and attacked Jean. "Augh! Why you little-OW!" Jean dashed inside as the bird continued to abuse him. He slammed the door and locked it. "Fucking bird." he grumbled. "Aww Jeany boy getting all worked up over a bird." Mikasa teased. "Hush. You try getting attacked by an arctic seabird. WHICH HOW THE HELL DID THAT BIRD EVEN GET HERE!?" Jean complained.

His daughter started giggling. "WELL WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT!?" screams Jean. That only made things worse because she started crying. Mikasa smacks Jean's head and walks away. Jean rolls his eyes. "sigh Fucking bird."

Timeskip :D

Jean avoided going outside for the rest of the day. But could you blame him? That whole bird things traumatized him. Mikasa decided to annoy Jean by going outside. She went to the hill where her true beloved was. Eren. A bird swoops down to Mikasa. It was the bird of her dreams. (And Jeans nightmares)

Why was this bird the bird of her dreams? Because it had a musty red scarf in its beak. Mikasa is crying and thinking, "Where tf did this hoe get my scarf?" Oh well. The bird has the scarf. The musty unwashed scarf that Mikasa loved so much. 'And it smells like him too' she thinks inhaling the musty scent of Eren. (dude probably doesn't shower because he thinks the tub takes his freedom.)

Mikasa had her moment with the scarf and she didn't realize the bird was gone.

"Eren. Thank you..."