Return Of The Delcatty

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Kitty: *Teleports in*

Unnamed Author: YOU SHOULDN'T BE HERE!

Kitty: Piano dared for me to return and a dare is a dare

Kitty: NOW UNNAMED AUTHOR I HEARD THAT YOU WERE GONNA GIVE GARY A CATGIRL HAREM!

Unnamed Author: Do it yourself...

Kitty: Zekrom would kill me...

J: He's gone now tho

Kitty: *Summons catgirl harem*

Kitty: *Uses transformation jutsu*

Kitty: FINALLY!!!

Ghost Camel From Beyond The Grave: I DARE FOR ASH TO GET HIT BY TRILLIONS OF BUSSES!

Kitty: Well Heinz Ketchup killed him

Heinz Ketchup: YEA FOR FREEDOM!!!

Kitty: DAVE REVIVE HIM NOW!

5 Minutes Later

Ash: I'M BACK BABY!!!

Kitty: Not for long

Kitty: *Teleports him too Roman Colloseeum*

Kitty: *Teleports TLJ Kylo Ren to a BFBC-1000 in the Roman Colloseeum*

Kylo: FIRE!!!

Kitty: Welp we could just have that running for a few chapters to get a trillion

Sandtrooper: Ok Mike has a truth

Kitty: Nice those are rare it is truth or dare after all

Mike: Truth do you guys know Belail

Everyone: No

Mike: THEN FIGHT HIM!!!

Kitty: *Teleports him in*

AN: I don't know anything about this guy

Belail: *Starts destroying everyone*

Contestants: *Dying*

Kitty: If I don't do something now I'm gonna join em

Kitty: *Summons Zekrom*

Kitty: Sir he's making everyone a degenerate!

AN: Kitty is a pathological liar

Zekrom: All degeneracy must die...

Zekrom: *Kills him*

Zekrom: NOW WHAT IS THIS CAT GIRL HAREM!

Kitty: *Teleports him back to the OG Dragon*

Kitty: Next dare

Piano: I KILL GARY!

Kitty: Now we're making progress

Piano: *Beheads Gary*

J: I dare for them to do Ace Attorney Ash is Pheonix Wright 

Kitty: Wait gimme a second 

Kitty: *Speeds up time*

Kitty: Now the bus dare should be done

Kitty: *Teleports in the dead carcass of Ash*

Kitty: DAVE!!!

5 Minutes Later

Kitty: Continue J...

J: IDC Who anyone else and Judge Godzilla returns

Kitty: Now I have idea what the case is

Kitty: *Teleports them all to Godzilla Court*

Kitty: Ok Ash your Ace Attorney, Serena your Maya Faey, Bonnie is Mia, and Clemont your Trucy

Godzilla: Now the trial is of the murder of Camel

Ash: WAIT WE'RE DEFENSE LAWYERS!!!

Kitty: Exactly defend your own actions

Ash: He stole Serena from me

Godzilla: You've used that logic to kill soo many innocent people oh don't get me started on cannibalism, conspiracy, home invasion, animal abuse yea I don't care what you lawyers say... YOUR ALL GUILTY!

Kitty: Look I've committed enough tax evasion as to where the police will lock me up and throw away the key so yea I'm not gonna let that happen

Kitty: *Summons Excalibur from Fate*

Kitty: EXCALIBAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Kitty: Now next dare

Kurama: They swim across the pacific

Kitty: Ok

Kitty: *Teleports everyone to Unova*

Kitty: Ok everyone swims to Kallos...

Kitty: *Teleports to Kallos and waits a day*

Kitty: Well they all most likely drowned

Kitty: *Teleports to studio*

Kitty: DAVE!!!

Yvette: *Walks in*

Yvetee: What the fu

Kitty: COMMENT MORE DARES!!!

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