We're Out Of Budget

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Kitty: I have an announcement after yesterday where we purchased the record label that owns Never Gonna Give You Up we are out of budget

SuperFastPikachu: WTF I just got here

KItty: Yes so we might have to cut back, such as selling all the Amour Rangers mechs as scrap metal, selling the props, the Camel torture chamber, all of your Pokemon, a ton of the land we use for large-scale dares, lowering everyone's pay

Serena: Wait what did you say

Kitty: Selling all your Pokemon?

Serena: NO I MEANT THE PART ABOUT LOWERING OUR PAY!!!

Kitty: Well I mean...

Serena: CANT YOU JUST MAKE MORE MONEY!!!

Kitty: Well thats called inflation...

Serena: I QUIT!!!

Kitty: I'm sorry but you signed a contract remember

The Contestants: WHAT CONTRACT!!!

Kitty: Remember from chapter one!!!

FLASHBACK

Kitty: Wait ohh you guys never signed contracts...

ILoveMemes: No they did just not in chapter one

Kitty: Well I cant check now I sold all of out computers remember

Zekrom: KITTY I HAVE URGENT NEWS!!!

Kitty: Not you again 

Zekrom: WE AREN'T GOING BANKRUPT!!!

Kitty: Wait, what!!!

Zekrom: THE LAWSUIT AGAINST THAT SOGALEO GUY CAME THROUGH!

AN: Next part won't make sense unless you were here for a very very long time

Kitty: Wait what I thought they couldn't figure out who it is so we couldn't get money

Zekrom: Oh I just hired  someone to figure it out for us

Kitty: Who?

Draco: Hello!

Kitty: OH YOU AGAIN, I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN YOUR SHOW GOT CANCELLED AFTER THE LAST FEW EPISODES BOMBED PLEASE GO DIE!

Draco: Dude I saved your show

Kitty: *Uses mind powers to strangle Draco*

Zekrom: Dude we just won the lawsuit, we have one ongoing with Animal Rights groups (Camel Noodles Incident) and now we are gonna get sued again

Kitty: Just go awaken another titan so we don't have to deal with Judge Godzilla, go build Mechagodzilla 2 if you have too

Zekrom: SIR YES SIR!

Kitty: Why is he being so tolerable

Lord Author: The time as part of the Original Dragon really straightened him out  to be honest

Kitty: NOW ON TO ACTUAL DARES NOW THAT THE FINANCIAL CRISIS HAS BEEN AVERTED!!!

Kitty: Dave also go revive Ash

Dave: We can't

Kitty: WHAT!

Dave: We sold the reanimation machine remember?

Kitty: Oh...

Dave: And while doing that you sold the patent.

Kitty: DAVE START BUILDING A NEW MACHINE WITH ONE THING CHANGED!!!

Dave: SIR YES SIR!!!

SuperFastPikachu: Camel, Gary, Kiawe, and Ash fight pokemon and physical

Kitty: Ok everyone into the ring

Camel: *Gets beaten up by Gary*

Kiawe: *Punches Gary making his nose bleed, who in response punches back to no avail, Kiawe in retaliation snaps Gary's neck*

Kitty: That got violent fast

Ghoul: Somehow Paulpatine returned

Paulpatine: *Chops off Kiawe's head*

SuperFastPikachu: Now time for Squid Games!

Kitty: Thats for next time (Still have that fever I was talking about and FGO JP maintence is finally over!!!)

AN: Go and check out @PokemonGo234755 his books are hilarious!!!


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