Morty roasts Blitzo

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Back with the heroes*

Malikai: So far no guardians around being evil

Blitzo- ( To Malikai ) I'm still mad at you

Savy: What did he do brother?

Blitzo- He should've kept an eye on his things more !

Malikai: Hey, your daughter wants to do more sins for you to make you proud, like not asking me to borrow the amulet.

Blitzo opens his mouth and realizes he's right: Touche.

Savy's phone rings: *answers it* Hello?

Jake: Hey mom, we have a problem, I was playing with my little brother Lucky, but then Lucky sneaks into Zell's brown coat and I tried to stop them, but they're gone!

Blitzo- Im still mad at you though!!! LOCK YOUR THINGS UP !!

Malikai: Okay okay geez!

Savy: What?! Okay we'll find him bye! *hangs up* The kids are not just missing, but Lucky is with them!

Smarty- Great. Just great.

Jason: Why would Maisie and her friends find the ice wand to show that Dennis is more demon than a possom?

Zazz coughs: Ask Blitz.

Blitzo- SHUT UP !!

Ludel: Blitz, what did you do?

Striker: Don't make him unhappy.

Blitzo- I'm NOT telling you

Zazz: Should I tell them?

Tigs: Hey, that's Morty's doing, right Morty? Morty?

Morty is looking away with his arms crossed saying nothing*

Blitzo- Fine ! Ill tell them... But its NOT my fault !

Malikai: What happened?

Blitzo-(Sighs) I got angry.... I was being protective.... I was suspicious of Dennis because he acted too nice for a demon. And looked more human than demon. And asked what kind of demon thinks hes a possum and.... I thought he was a troublemaker...

Savy: Brother, let me tell you something.

Blitzo cringed and looked as he gulped

Savy: When me and my siblings are little, Markus wanted to act like a minotaur, he put on a bull face to act like a tough minotaur, he's starting to act more minotaur then a person, but he is still my brother, there is a saying it doesn't matter what you are, but who you really are.

Blitzo looked away and rubbed his arm as the others are shocked at what Blitzo has done.

Ludel: I think Savy has a point.

Tops: Well the truth is, I wanted to act like a rabbit when I was a kid.

Zazz: I wanted to act like a rat.

Blitzo looks sad but he becomes a little angry.

Blitzo- and what? You thought I would act like a goat? Well you're wrong! Because I'm not a goat! And it's different! You all PRETEND to be animals! Dennis THINKS he is one!!

Malikai is shocked*

Everyone gasped as Striker looks awkwardly with Malikai

Blitzo- But I dont have a problem with him acting like an animal! I don't trust him because he is TOO nice for a demon! If he is TOO nice how about he goes and pretend to be an angel then?!

Tops: Oh....

Blitzo- Its ironic.... Of course NONE of you except for Striker aren't REAL demons so you dont know or even lived there!!

Morty is angry, he is about to say something when he screams and falls into a hole*

Arabella- Morty! Are you okay ?!

Morty growls and can't hold it in anymore with Blitzo being mean to Dennis*

Morty kept his mouth shut*

Malikai: Hang on we're coming down there!

Jason: Geez, Morty is serious he won't speak again

Everyone jumps down. Blitzo doesn't want to and he is dragged down.

Arabella- FOR GOD SAKE MORTY CAN YOU SAY SOMETHING WITH THAT FAT MOUTH OF YOURS ! I CAN TELL YOU AND THE OTHERS ARE MAD AT BLITZO!

Morty nodded no*

Lupe is worried*

Lupe- Sweetie please....

Lupe holds him.

Lupe- For me... And I'm sorry I yelled at you before... You don't have to sleep on the couch tonight

Morty: Okay, that's much better *gasp* Anyway Blitz, WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM BEING JUDGEMENTAL TO OTHERS?! DON'T YOU KNOW YOUR BEING OVER REACTING?! SURE DENNIS IS NICE, BUT HOW COME HE'S NOT REDEEMED AS AN ANGEL HUH?! TALK ABOUT BEING RUDE! AND FUTURMORE YOU NEED SOME HELP BLITZO!!!

Blitzo gasped as he is heartbroken

Morty huffs angry*

Everyone gasped as Blitzo filled with sadness slowly starts to walk away.

Striker: Blitz! Wait!

Blitzo sniffles.

Blitzo- I... I can't just talk to any of you jerks right now....

Blitzo abandons them as everyone glares at Morty

Morty: What? You wanted me to talk now? Oh sure, blame it on my bad luck mouth! I'm out of here! *walks and hits his foot on a rock* Oww!

He sees a legend of three dragons, three dragon scales, and the ice wand*

Lupe- Sweetie !

Daisy- You found the legends !

Pentol: Are those dragons?

Malikai: If someone says Duh one more time, I'm going to go crazy and hurt someone.

Arabella was going to say that but she started to cry

Malikai: *sigh* Oh okay, you can say it sis.

Arabella- Okay. Uh duh.

Malikai- That's it?

Arabella: Yes....

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