¨Where the FUCK have you blokes been?" Queen Lizzie asked as her brow furowed.
¨Dont worry about it sweatheart, innit.¨Gordon said with a smirk and a winky poo.
Pitbull took a seat next to Gordon and pulled a strand of his wig hair behind his ear. Then, all of a sudden, a gust of wind blew the wig right off of his shiny beautiful head!
¨OH DEAR HEAVENS! TANA IS BALD ALL ALONG?" Lizzie shouted.
Pitbull's face turned red immediately.
¨Wait.. is that...¨ Lizzie squinted. ¨MR WORLD WIDE? MR 3-0-5?¨ Lizzie said. She fell out of her chair and cracked her noggin on the linoulem floor. She quickly bled out and died.
¨WHAT DO WE DO?????" Gordon shouted.
The waiter came running in, accompanied with the mafia.
¨This is awkward.. we were actually about to take her out ourselves. Thanks for that matey!¨ The mafia boss said, as his gucci gang cleaned up her remains and they all fled the castle in their private jet skis. The mafia boss sat between Gordon and Pitbull, with the waiter sitting across all of their laps. He stroked pitbulls shiny head (the one on top get your mind out of the gutter)
¨So,¨ Gordon turned to the fine, sexy, muscular mafia boss. (by the way they are now on a jet ski in the sea just off the coast of Italy) ¨What's your name, handsome?¨
¨Mario.¨ He said. ¨Mario Luigi Da Vinci."
Gordon's eyes lit up. ¨I've always dreamed of getting doused in lamb sauce by a mafia boss named Mario. It's a fantasy of mine, actually.¨ He said, and put his lips on Mario's neck.
¨Mamma mia...¨Mario said, and shut his eyes. The waiter took this as his cue to get up and get the lamb sauce from the caboose. He returned in just a moment with a fat hose pulsing and throbbing with lamb sauce. Pitbull got up and took off everyone's shirts.
¨Oh yeah... I love lamb sauce.¨ One of the gucci gang members said as he got out a big bucket filled to the brim with the ooey gooey delightful substance.
It was all fine and dandy until Gordon's phone rang. It was Tana!
¨Oh shart guys my wife is ringing me. Everyone be quiet.¨ Gordon said and shushed everyone despite the excitement. He picked up the call.
¨Hey baby boo, what's poppin?¨ He said.
¨Why does it say on the news that Queen Lizzie is missing? Aren't you supposed to be with her right now? Why do I hear waves in the back? Gordon??¨ She whined.
¨Shut up you ball busting bitch.¨ He said, and tossed his telly phone into the ocean and got back to da sauce.
Immediately, he got on his United Kingdom swimmy -trunks dove into the pile of men in the bath of lamb sauce.
The next morning they all woke up in the bed next to each other, and pitbull began to roll around on his pile of lovers.
The waiter woke up and said ¨ GET OFF OF ME YOU SLIMY PIECE OF SHITE¨
She lifted her head up, twirling her lushous locks in the breezy air.
¨B-Bu-Bu-but" ¨Why? I thought you loved me :(¨
¨ NO! ¨ the waiter exclaimed. ¨ I only loved Gordy and was using you to get closer to him.¨
Gordy woke up. ¨ Ladies, ladies, there is enough room in this bed for all of us ;)¨
¨ No, you have to choose, me or her." the waiter said, angy
" but why does it have to be this way, pitbull said, her double Ds flapping in the wind dramatically.¨
Because, you are and ugly slut that doesn't deserve Gordy.
¨Well, if it must be this way¨ Gordy taped his fingers together cutely
¨I choose.......¨
( they all wait in anticipation)
WAITER!
*Pitbull begins to break down into tears and rolling around on the ground crying while waiter laughs in her face*
¨NOT!¨
*Pitbull jumps up into the air, her perky tits bouncing in the wind with excitement.
¨ Sike, BITCH¨ If you ever thought I was going to give up that beautiful women for a piece of trash like you, then you are DEAD WRONG MISTER!!!* Gordon kicks the waiter off the boat, then he drowns and dies tragically
¨Finally, I have my sweat lovey poo bear all to myself... and the mafia boss mario luigi da vinci. heś packing heat. ¨ Pitbull said.
¨Damn right I am ¨ mario said as he awoke from his slumber and whipped out the lamb sauce hose. He began spraying everyone with the delicious sauce.
They were distracted with excitement until they landed in the dock. What were they doing there? That's right. They are gonna perform a concert together.
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Hotel Room Service (Pitbull x Gordon Ramsay)
FanfictionA (lamb) saucy tale with Gordon Ramsay and Pitbull, including other characters as well.
