Pitbull and Gordon mosey'd onto stage.
¨All right matey I'll cook up my cookin things on stage and you do your singing shart.¨ Gordon said as he carcassed his cheek. He started to lean in for a kiss but swerved.
¨We must save that for after the show..¨ Pitbull said with a wink ;).
Pitbull rounded up his backup dancer ladies behind him and signaled to the stage crew to get the show started. He started to do the macerna as fireball started to play. He then started to rap.
¨Mr Worldwide to infinity!¨ He shouted.
Then, Gordon came out on stage. The crowd went wild! He started to slice and dice his meat. (Not that kind.)
Things were going swimmingly, but then it came time to turn on the stove.
¨Pitbull matey the stove wont turn on!¨ Gordon shouted, the stove went click, but the flame did not come. Pitbull ran over to the cooking area, still rapping. He turned the stove handle and then...
WOOSH! Flames took over the stage! The crowd, in an uproar, stampeded out of the building.
Pitbull and Gordon, suffering from 3rd degree burns, ran all the way to the hospital next door.
Pitbull and Gordon were rushed to the hospital in an ambulance in a daze. When pitbull woke up, he wiped the blur from his eyes. ¨Ello darlin'¨ Gordon exclaimed. ¨You got third degree burns but you look rather delectable.¨ Pitbull looked down , and he was wrapped up in bandages from head to toe. He also had sexy lingere over it with his inflateable bossums. Gordon looked smokin' hot with his third degree burns. He rolled over on the hospital twin bed they were sharing and said "let's preform our own concert ;)¨. Pitbull proceded to inflate her inflatable bossums to the max and they got down to buisness right in the middle of the hostpital. People were watching but they didn't care. "you know... ¨Gordon said. I have some leftover onion rings from the concert ;). Pitbull got excited, twirled her long strand of hair and said "well whip it out sugar plum." Gordon proceded to put the onion ring on his vaccination needle and got down to buisness once again.
They gave each other vaccines all night long, until they passed out, delirious with the pleasure that they were safe from all diseases.
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Hotel Room Service (Pitbull x Gordon Ramsay)
FanfictionA (lamb) saucy tale with Gordon Ramsay and Pitbull, including other characters as well.
