Bosoms and Bathtubs

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After they were at last discharged from the hospital with mighty debt and a few scar tissue transplants, Pitbull and Gordon were at a fancy dinner date. The waitresses all had their bosoms exposed. (Like Hooter's, but fancier.)

Once the waitress comes by she says "Hi what can I get you fine gentlemen today? " 

Gordon says " Ello luv! can we just get some onion rings on this lovely afternoon? "

The waitress looks puzzled. ¨Will that be all for you guys today?" 

¨Oh yes Im bloody sure of that. Me and my ¨friend¨ here have special plans tonight for our anniversary ;)¨ 

When they get to the hotel room where they first met on that faithful night, they steal all of the lamb sauce and dump it in the bathtub. Pitbull wanted to look hot for her man, so she blew up her balloon bossoms to full capacity, and Gordon slowly slid the onion rings on his needle one by one. They both jumped into the bathtub. Pitbull began to twirl her locks around her finger, making sure to accentuate her large rack. She noticed that Gordon was staring at her breasts longingly. She covered them and said ¨ Hey mister! My eyes are up here" And once he looked up, she splashed his eyes with lamb sauce. He then exclaimed ¨ Oh you are gonna pay for that dahling"and then they began a long night of vaccinations, strengthening each others  immune systems more and more each time.

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