Homestuck OneShots

Davekat || Fluff??

WARNINGS: HORN TALK, NIPPLE TALK (INCASE THAT COULD BE SEEN AS NSFW AT ALL), TALK OF "TROLL JUNK"

Be The CoolKid ===>

Itll just had been a normal day, not to say you could call anything here normal. But based on everything the past few months this is just about as normal as it gets.

You hadnt been doing much lately besides sitting around. Your brains been mainly overloaded with confusion, not like that wasnt a normalcy for you. Besides the point its kind of hard to act like things could be normal when youre constantly surrounded by trolls that just happened to be playing the same oh forsaken game as you.

It wasnt all bad though, actaully it could be considered rather interesting at times. You were a high energy kinda guy, you liked "adventure" even if it just had to be talking to these weird guys and gals. That just happened to have slightly weirder customs.

You let yourself glace over at the now more normalized yelling of a slightly shorter troll who happened to be "leturing" a poor unfortunate soul about their weird romance deal.

So as i was saying slightly weirder customs, along with body parts or uh a lack of them? Recalling that one time they assumed your bellybutton was a wound. Was definitely a weird situation to explain how humans gave live birth.

Anyways,, Besides their weird troll jizz, it was pretty interesting.
Now looking at the shouting troll across the room observing his features he did have a few unusual ones. Well what you thought to be unusual you knew some trolls had smaller horns then others like Nepeta you think it was definitely had shorter horns.

Though the cancer before you had much, how do you word this. Less pointy? to put simply.

You had at one point made the mistake of touching Terezis horn before. It was really weird to see her freak out like that, but in the process of it you did come to a few conclusions.

For one turns out its infact not okay to call them candy corn and strange enough theres small hairs? or something towards the base of the horns.

But whats getting you about Karkats horns is it seems like theres just tiny hairs all over them.

Maybe its weird to pay that much attention to them or whatever you may have. But apparently its weirder to ask about them. Anytime you've tried to previously ask anyone about horns more specifically it never goes just right.

They always get weirdly defensive. Maybe its just one of those things you wont get because your not a troll. Youve even tried asking more of the "docile" trolls like Sollux. While his reaction wasnt as bad as some of the others, but he still was pretty taken back.

Id think if they were such a private thing theyd cover them up or something. But nope out in the open, though it might be like how some guys walk around without shirts on but dont expect nipple questions.

I mean the Captor did try to explain them kinda like that. So maybe they could be considered nipples. Like head nipples.

Huh do they have nipples? They wouldnt would they? Yeah because theyre insects i think,, yeah theyd be insec-

But just like that your thoughts were interrupted by Rose, your good ol sister. She was shaking you a bit to snap you out of your thoughts. This was a rather more usual thing you had a tendency to daydream off into space.

"Theres food Dave," She said will her small usual smile. You let yourself smile back and stood up stretching your legs giving her a nod before walking into the common area where there happened too be a few juice boxes that you usually claimed as yours.

That being said you walked on over to one grabbing it and sticking the straw through it and walking over to the table where most everyone sat who didnt have a partner or "quadrant" you believe it was sat. Idk you really didnt pay much attention too most of the random stuff that Karkat rambled about, not exactly because it was boring or uninteresting because as said before you did find this stuff pretty fascinating.