Sonadow x Knuckles ~The McDonalds~

Spying In The Sand

By: H

Rouge pov

As Rouge sat in Shadow's pink punch buggy, she giggled to herself. ' looks like shadows in LOOOOVE' she thought. Shadow's head whipped towards her in a mile-second. "What's so funny?" he asked, eyes staring straight into her soul. she smirked. "Why, YOU of course. you and that little boy toy schoolboy crush of yours on that blue dude." She said, kicking her shoes onto the dashboard.

Shadow violently slapped her feet off his precious car and turned bright red at her words. "Shut up Rouge. you don't know what you're talking about, " he shouted, eyes still stabbing her like a knife into cheese. Rouge laughed once more and took a picture of his embarrassed face to put on her Instagram story. Shadow slapped her phone out of the bat's hands and chucked it out onto the road. Rouge screamed in terror as she stuck out her head to watch her prized possession slide down the road

"that little BITCH" She muttered, turning back into Shadow's smug face. well, to anyone else he would look angry but Rouge knew him well enough to be able to decode the ultimate lifeform brooding stares, and general distastefulness. She smacked him hard on the back of his head. "Eyes on the road, asshole," she growled. Shadow's head snapped back to the road and rouge was left to sit there in boredom

Still, Rouge couldn't be too bored. she now had some planning to do. Shadow had a little crush, and rouge would make sure that ship sailed. Shadow rarely liked anyone, hence the fact that he only hung out with her, Omega, and occasionally Knuckles for their somehow platonic extremely gay appearing hangouts. She had just assumed that shadow would die alone until this moment! or well live alone seeing as he couldn't die.

This blue guy, Rouge had heard of him. he was pretty infamous in the news, known for his flashy battles against the terror that plagued the land known as Dr. Ivo Robotnik, AKA Eggman. From her limited knowledge, this sonic the hedgehog character didn't exactly sound like someone Shadow could even tolerate. Optimism? happiness? Terrible puns? all that was like nightmare fuel for shadow.

'shadow doesn't even know who this guy is! drat, it may be my day off but for a spy, every day is a job.' She thought while staring out the window at some guy giving birth on the side of the road being watched by ten people all smoking the same blunt while blasting careless whispers on a speaker. She just simply had to get more information out of this guy to make sure he was a decent person and not some guy that saved everyone for fame and glory.

Well, now her night had a new plan. that plan was to go undercover and follow around Sonic until she could gauge what kind of a person he is. Seeing as she had nothing better to do, Rouge kicked the car door right off its hinges and leapt out of the car. she heard a string of angry words and snickered to herself. "later boys! Don't miss me too much! muah!" She chirped, shooting out into the sky.

"Let's get this show on the road." She said smirking as she dropped directly on top of a tree back on the beach with the three boys. Knuckles and the small yellow one were having a water gun fight in the waves while Sonic sat on the beach by a disgusting sand castle shouting things like 'Slay', 'Hit him where it hurts! IN THE BALLS' and 'Get him with the chair, THE CHAIR!'.

Rouge plucked a small imposter-shaped device out of her non-existent pocket and dropped it beneath her where it conveniently landed on Sonic's head and buried deep into his quills. her small band on her wrist lit up in recognition as the tracker powered up, loudly playing the among us theme. Rouge sighed in disappointment. why did the G.U.N. commander have to have an among us obsession?

NOw that she had bugged Sonic, she'd be able to listen in and track his location. now, how exactly was she going to find more information.

Knuckles and the fox holding a joint ran up to sonic. The fox clung to Sonic's arms and sunk to the floor just barely getting caught by the hedgehog. "Sooooniccccccc" The two-tailed thing loudly complained. Knuckles gripped the child's shoulders and stared at sonic eyes glimmering like shooting stars in the warm sunlight.

"We need to take Tails to olive garden, just look at him! he's on the brink of death!" Knuckles yelled, his other massive hand clutching onto the sonic shoulder and violently shaking him back and forth.

The small fox, Tails, collapsed to the sand, almost disappearing into the cheese yellow particles that were the same colour that he was. "Need...... CHEESESEEE." He rasped, grasping sonics shoe and putting out his cigarette into his sock. Sonic pulled his shoe away in disgust. "Tails, you're literally allergic to cheese," Sonic complained.

The fox stared back up at him with his big glossy brightest fucking eyes on the planet. "But soooooniccccc, that's the only nutrients I get in a day! don't be a racist and pull a Marie Antoinette and let me eat cake! although the cake in this scenario is cheese, still sonic you don't wanna be cancelled for being an ableist, do you. You stinky, slimy son of a bitch." he yelled, rolling through the sand with a solid fifty crabs actively attached to him.

Sonic gasped loudly and scooped up both tails and knuckles bridal style simaltaniously. "No way in hell am i getting cancelled! i'm Sonic the hedgehog, and no copyright law in teh universe is gonna stop me!" he yelled, his legs spinning into a red cartoony figure eight as he revved up to go.

"Sonic that isn't copyright its just being a bad peron and cancel cultre..." Tails' voice trailed off as Sonic shot away faster than you could say 'your mom gay'.

Rouge blinked twice before realizing they were gone. She quickly shot up and zoomed into the city after them. So they were going to the Olive Garden. That was perfect.

Her plan was going to work perfectly.