Sonadow x Knuckles ~The McDonalds~

Penis cupcakes?

By: L

Shadow POV

As shadow watches Rouge run into his car, he couldn't help but think of the beach. The stunning scenery; Knuckles ripped biceps and abs. And mostly Sonic, his green lushes eyes and blue fur. and his weird beige arms... He couldn't believe that he had actually asked for his number and he didn't regret it. 

"Hurry up shads. Get your ass in the car!" Could be heard coming from rouge who was impatiently waiting at the car. 'Oh gosh how and the hell did i end up in this position.' Shadow thought to himself as he walked up to the car.

Unlocking the car and climbing in, he started the sexy pink punch buggy and drove off. He could hear Rouge mutter something and giggle to herself. "What's so funny?" Shadow snaps his head and looks at rouge. "Oh.. Nothing!" She reply's as he noticed a phone camera in his face. He sees the flash go on and immediately knows what had happened. Before thinking he had snatched her phone and threw it out the window.

5 Minutes had passed as they were driving when Rouge kicked the car door right off its hinges and leapt out of the car. "THE HELL ROUGE?!/!?1/1?!/1" Shadow exclaimed. "later boys! Don't miss me too much! muah!" Rouge chirped, shooting out into the sky.

It was at that moment Shadow had realized that they had left Omega back at the beach. Growling shadow kept driving to the local doughnut shop. He didn't plan on going back to get Omega. 'he could figure him self out.' Shadow thought.

Stepping out of his car, he goes to look at the damage Rouge had done to his car. The whole door was gone. He would have to get this fixed later. But he didn't want to think about that. He just wanted his doughnuts. As has walking inside he notices a sign.. "Take 1 free! buyer didnt pick up!" Shadow couldn't help but let his curiosity get the better of him, so he lifts up the lid..

To his horror he sees that the custom order the person had ordered was a bunch of pps! Little dicks were littered across the doughnuts. Shadow's face goes light white as he slowly closes the lid and backs away. But he FALLS on his ass, I guess he didn't see that wet floor sign right behind him. 'Fucking hell man, wait.. what's that squirming feeling..' He thought to himself. As he slowly gets up, examining where he had fallen he saw a PHAT spider scurry from under him; and what followed left him in tears. He sees hundreds of baby spiders crawling around him. That spider must had been pregnant. Shadow screams in horror as he watches the people around him run for cover. The hundreds and thousands of baby spiders were terrorizing the shop. Shadow could hear family's saying there goodbyes to one-another and children screaming.

 As he's shaking all the spiders off of him he sees someone burst through the door on a motorcycle and whip on some sunglasses and equip a blowtorch. "TAKE COVER!" The deep mysterious voice said loudly as they proceed to commit arson on the poor doughnut shop. As the place is in flames shadow runs out of the building barely making it before someone swoops him up in their arms.

"Are you okay, Shadow?" The voice asks. Shadow barely able to open his eyes due to the smoke asks "Who are you? How do you know my name?" Before he could say another word the voice said.. "How could you forget your lover, shadow my darling honey bumble bee wasp sexy daddy baby?" Shadow freezes as his eyes open up wide. "I told you not to call me that in public, Knuckles!" That SEXY hunkalicious red man was holding Shadow.

"Common Shadz, when can we go public I'm tired of keeping.. us a secret." Knuckles said in a hurt tone letting Shadow back on his feet. "Just a little longer, you know Sonic would flip if he found out." He said in a deep sexy tone.

"Speaking of, I must depart here to set sail on the seven sees to olive garden with him and tails. Try not to start anymore destruction to the town while I'm gone." The red hunk says as he hops back on his black and red motorcycle. As knuckles speeds away shadow gets back into his car thinking about what he should do. Him and knuckles had been in a relationship for over 3 years; but he loves sonic too. Conflicted he took a drive to a park to clear his head.

As he parks his beaten up car and steps out of it, walking to a bench surrounded by cherry trees he members that he had gotten sonics number. As he sits his perfect ass down he pulls his Iphone out from his ass and starts texting sonic. (Shadow) Hello, this is shadow, just messaging to see if I got the right number.   He sent to Sonic, trying to play it smooth, and also hopping he had gotten the correct number. As he taps is foot on the ground tail waging anxiously he gets a reply. 

(*** *** ****) wsp shadz
(*** *** ****) right number fs 👍👍👍

'What the hell, who the fuck texts like that; am I told old I don't understand that shit-' Shadow thinks to himself. 

(Shadow) Okay, just checking. 

Shadow sent in reply. He had thought to change sonics contact information. He decided to change it to 'The sexy ripped blue daddy' It seemed fitting enough. Shadow was unsure if he should message more to sonic. As he is thinking about this he turns his head in horror as he hears two chickens just raw dogging it beside him.. ( That means sex btw) 

Shadow eyes go wide and he quickly moves over. As he is walking he looks at the time. 7:23.. It had been 3 hours science he had texted sonic. He decides to head back to his car when he sees a familiar face. It was that yellow fox that had hung around sonic. He looked like he was no more than 8 years old. Shadow not wanting to interact tries to speed up but to his misfortune Tails stops him.

"H-Hey you're that g-guy Sonic has a *Burp* Crush on, huh?" He hears the little fox say, clearly he was intoxicated as if the 14 empty beer bottles around him didn't say enough. "Arn't you a little uh, young to be drinking?" Shadow says not really caring and trying to ignore what tails had said before. "NoOOoOoO im leGAl!?!1" Tails shouts out. "If you say so." Shadow says as he watches tail whip out a pink bong out from god knows where.

Tails offers for shadow to take a hit as he lights up the weed for the bong. Shadow being scared to touch tails, scared of the 69 undiagnosed diseases tails had, says no and speeds away as he sees that tails had accidently lighten the grass on fire with his lighter. 'God when will I get a break?' Shadow thinks to himself as we speeds over with a half full water bottle he had found laying next to a hoeless person. As he spews the only water he had he had noticed the fire had gotten much bigger. He didn't have anything with him so he tried putting it out with his ice breath he totally had but it was no use! A good portion of the city had already been engulfed in the fire due to tails illegal's drug use. As he is about to leave and give up he hears someone should from a distance.

"Knux! Go get that fire hose and plug it into the fire hydrant, and where the hell is tails?!" It was Sonic! Shadow quickly pretended to help when he remembers that the ocean exists. So he fly's over there and grabs an iceberg and throws it on the fire, saving everyone and putting out the fire. As he's running to his car he runs into someone. "Im so sorry! I didn't see you there!" A voice says.

Shadow looks up and sees Sonic! Sonic was on top of shadow! Just like that one Sonic Boom episode! Shadows face goes a bright red as sonic just stays there frozen in.. fear? Or did he enjoy this moment? Sonic stood up getting off of shadow taking his time. 'accidently' dragging his hands down shadows fluffy ripped belly as he regains his balance.

Shadow still frozen sees Sonic smirk at him and run away. What was that hedgehog thinking? As shadow gets up he sees knuckles from the side of his vision. Knuckles eyes were glowing. He looked mad, jealous even? Shadow wondered if it was because of sonic? but it was so weird. They still remained friends regardless of this. But shadow was glad nothing was ruined between them.

Shadow decided that was enough social interaction for today and he walks back to his car trying to ignore the fact that Tails had found a gun laying on the ground and was free-firing at things and people. Shadow gets in his car and drives home, it now being 11:02. He was tired and wanted nothing more than to sleep.