Sonadow x Knuckles ~The McDonalds~

Olive Garden Shenanigans

By: H

Sonic pov

Sonic shit his way through the city clutching his friends in his arms, knuckles screaming like a little girl as they almost got hit by exactly 37 cars. Tails whooped with joy as they almost crashed headfirst into a wall. "Man I love adrenaline!" He yelled, holding his arms up like he was on a roller coaster.

They arrived at the glass doors of heaven aka the Olive Garden. Sonic held out his arms and knuckles and tails dropped onto the hard concrete. "Fuck, my ass!" Knuckles yelled. Sonic laughed and violently slapped the back of the Echidnas head. "Take me out to dinner first!" He said smirking.

Tails screamed. "EW SONIC THATS DISGUSTING!!1!!1!1" he screeched while breakdancing gently on the ground, drawing in the attention of every single civilian in the area.

A worker emerged from the restaurant and flashed them a strained customer service smile. "Do you boys mind? We're trying to run a business here and really don't need you, er- screaming all over the place." She quickly said, glancing around nervously.

Tails shit up off the floor and shimmied himself back behind sonic to pluck knuckles off the floor like a long wirey hair coming out of a mole. Sonic went forward to her. "Sorry about my comrades, they aren't the sharpest men in the box if your catching what I'm throwing."Sonic said winking at the woman.

Her facial features scrunched up so much in disgust that she was quickly unrecognizable. "oh dear, please don't flirt with me. You smell like you've spent your entire life rolling around in dog shit. Please step off my front lawn." She said, pulling her hands back and stepping back towards the door.

Sonic laughed hysterically and slapped her hard on the shoulder. "Don't flatter yourself, your not my type." He chirped, shoving knuckles and tails in through the doors in front of him. He heard the woman sputter and scoff in disbelief as he walked into the restaurant.

He slapped his fat hand onto the small counter. "WAAAIIITER!" He yelled, peeking around inside the store. A man in a dark green tuxedo and top hat moonwalked his way up to the counter. "Hello there valued customers that I care about oh so much. What can I do ya for on this fine evening." He said, twirling a pen around in his hands.

"It's the middle of the day." Tails stated matter of factly from behind sonic. "Table for three, please!" Sonic chirped, bouncing his hands off the table. He was having a fantastic day and was in a ver good mood.

"Right this way, gentlemen." The man said, waltzing through the restaurant leading them to an open booth.

The three of them all crammed into the same booth seat. Sonic tapped his fingers and sighed happily. "Can you guys believe it? He asked for my number!" He squealed like a little girl. He then turned to knuckles and glared at him. "You two seemed a little close though, what exactly was that whole sunscreen ordeal about?" He asked with a frown.

Knuckles looked away from Sonic and scratched the back of his head. "Oh yeah, me and Shadow are, uh, good pals." He sputtered, purposely avoiding eye contact. Sonic narrowed his singular eye at his red friend. "Knux, is there something your not telling me about?" Sonic questioned, sitting up slightly.

Knuckles casually pulled a whole thing of grapes out of his ass and gobbled them down."Nah, nothing at all." He crunched through his half frozen meal.

As sonic stared off past knuckles' head, he made eye contact with someone he definitely recognized from somewhere, though he couldn't put his finger on it. The woman quickly looked away as she went in to the booth next to them. Sonic shrugged it off and shoved knuckles out of the chair. Knuckles hit the ground so violently the music stopped.

"What the hell man!" Knuckles yelled as he stood up. Sonic slid away from Tails and they both finally had room to breath on the booth. "Knuckles, there isn't enough room on this seat. Sit on the other side." Sonic explained with an annoyed sigh. Knuckles pouted and stomped into the other booth angrily.

"Hey there y'all, can I get you boys started on some drinks?" A waiter asked appearing out of thin air. "Yeah I'll take seven Chili dogs, thanks." Sonic said, not even looking at the waiter. The waiter blinked in shock. "Uh, homeslice I asked about drinks, also we don't serve Chili dogs here." He said with a concerned expression.

"Just the grapes for me." Knuckles said while violently punching a fly.

"Can I get just a plate full of those mint chocolates that come with the check? Oh also a salad for the table  please." Tails chirped, actually looking at the waiter.

The waiter sighed in exhaustion. "I'm getting too old for this..." he muttered to himself. "Can I hook you lads up with anything else?" He asked with a strained smile.

"You wanna hook up with me? I'm literally eight and your like, what, ninety-five?" Tails screamed I'm horror, the entire restaurant staring at them in stunned silence.

The waiter took a panicked glance around the room. "No way sir! I would never, also I'm twenty-five, but that's not important! Do you boys want anything else!" He demanded angrily, slamming a fist down on the table.

Sonic leaned forward onto his hand. "I don't like your tone, mister. I'm giving this place a bad review in yelp." He said, fishing his iPhone thirteen out of his non-existent pocket.

The man shrieked in fear and quickly ran off to go make their meals.

AsSonic went to put his phone away, he got a notification.

(*** *** ****) Hello, this is shadow, just messaging to see if I got the right number.

Sonic gasped out loud and threw his phone onto the table. "O. M. GGG. Guys HE texted me!!!" Sonic squealed as he picked back up his phone.

(Sonic) wsp shadz
(Sonic) right number fs 👍👍👍

Sonic quickly added him as a contact and named it 'SHADDY DADDY 🫦😈😩🏳️‍🌈'. He smiled with joy. Now he'd be able to contact shadow at any given time! Oh he was going to annoy the life out of him.

Sonic grinned to himself. The way this guy texted was terrible, it was like he was forming a formal email to the president or something.

(SHADDY DADDY 🫦😈😩🏳️‍🌈) Okay, just checking.

This man even put periods at the end of his sentence, what kind of person still does that? Still, sonic couldn't help but find it endearing. He smiled at the texts he had received and didn't bother to look as the waiter was grading a mountain of cheese onto a plate waiting for Tails to tell him to stop.

Sonic quickly put his phone back into the mysterious abyss it emerged from and grinned as he watched the waiter beg for Tails to make him stop as Knuckles braided the poor man's hair.

Things were going good.