my little serpent

the reptile room.

Kirishima hurriedly applies gel to his hair straightening it to his liking. Today was a big day, he was going to buy a pet. Though this time it was going to be exotic and extremely rare. A hybrid of his own choice.

Kirishima only bought the best of the best, if it didn't meet his expectations he wouldn't pay any mind to it. Kirishima liked his things to be manly so he guessed he would be buying a male. Kirishima scurried down his stairs after applying eyeliner and getting on his best business suit in his closet and grey jeans. He put on his shoes tripping in his step and leaving the house locking the door behind him. He couldn't stop smiling. After his last breakup this would be the perfect thing to put a spring in his step, and provide himself some company.

Kirishima hummed to himself after getting in his car and drove down the road taking out his phone. "So its this way..?" He said to himself as he looked up from his phone to the road he followed the instructions on his phone to a huge building with security everywhere "nice" he mumbles pulling up to the gate and rolling down his window. "Name and state your business" one of the guards said. "Eijiou kirishima, I'm here to talk to Mr. tenya iida?" Kirishima said pulling out his signed form to get him in. "Very well, he's inside waiting for you. Have a nice visit."

Kirishima nodded to the guard, the guard moved to put in a code and the gate opened allowing him in. Kirishima drove through parking right outside the building. Kirishima opened the door and locked the car doors before going inside the building.

He walked up the stairs his footsteps clacking. He opened the doors walking inside the magnificent looking building. "Hello?" He echoed spinning around to look at all corners of the huge building. "Ah yes! Sir Kirishima! I was awaiting your arrival, your 15 minutes late!" Said a voice belonging to tenya iida the owner of the massive building. "I-i am?? I'm sorry man. Not very manly of me huh?" He chuclked walking over to iida and shared a warm handshake with him. "So your looking for a hybrid are you? You come to the perfect place!" Iida said smiling.

"Im sure I'll be impressed, you have a lot of good reviews I expect top quality" kirishima responded giving his happy smile. Iida nodded "of course sir, only the best" kirishima put his hands to his side. "Lead the way." kirishima followed iida through millions of rooms it felt like. Roaming from leopard hybrids all the way to horses and cows. "Sir? Has anything caught your eye yet?" Iida said as he came to a stop next to the canine room.

"Well.. Not yet.. Are there any manly ones in here?" He asked rubbing the back of his head. "Well we have a reptile room if you prefer". Kirishima stood up a bit straighter " reptiles? I'd love to see what you have" he smiled excitement in his expression. Iida smiled back and walked to a room with the words 'reptile room' above. Iida opened the door revealing glass terrariums full of different reptiles. Kirishima gawked as his eyes could have sparkled in wonder. "This one is is ochako uraraka she is the calmest one of the bunch" iida pointed to a gecko hybrid in one terrarium. "She's pretty" he said tapping the glass, ochako was sleeping deeply as her chest expanded and went down slowly. Kirishima looked around humming to himself.

There was a loud wack on the glass next to him and he flinched jumping away. Kirishima turned to see a blonde male with a snake bottom half. He was a black tan and very dark brown, He hissed at kirishima backing up. Kiroshima awed and pointed at the hybrid "is that one up for sale?" He asked. "Oh? I wouldn't suggest him, he is very aggressive for his species and hates everyone. I doubt you'll be able to tame him" iida said nervously.
"I don't mind" kirishima responded putting his hands on the glass and smiling.

"What is he?" The redhead said still looking at the hybrid. "Well, he is a milk snake. He is a 23 year old male and is very athletic and healthy." Iida adjusted his glasses. "Is he poisonous-?" Kirishima asked. "No but he seems to think he is." Iida chuckled to himself getting out a paper form. "Are you sure you want to get him? There are plenty of other choices-" iida was cut off by kirishima saying "yes!" And turned to him "how much? Where do I sign?" Iida hummed "very well" and handed him the form with a pen. Kirishima signed the paperwork and looked at bakugou. "Your coming home with me"