The Colorful idiots of MHA

Chapter 1: Malfunctions

(Hey yall I'm back and Sorry for disappearing for A few what was it now days?, Weeks?, Months?, Years?! whatever I'm back been busy with life and family emergencies but summer is here my friends so hopefully I'll be able to update more and not once every 9 to 10 months anyway hope yall enjoy

{How they talk}

Normal Speech: "Hello"

Deep voice/dark voice: "Hello"

Shouting: "HELLO!!!"

Actions: *Y/N Waves at the character"

Different language: [Hello] (this is for Lopez)

and I also been trying to fix the way I write Yeah I've heard yall complaints so I've been trying to get better and for this story I may change some of the MHA timeline A bit and maybe some of the story depends on how I want to write it anyway I hope yall enjoy)

The War on Chorus is over the reds and blues once again won even though they lost A friend who gave their life for them (RIP Church) but now they have A chance at retirement, peace, relaxation or shot version be lazy as fuck (Grif: You damn right) and now the reds and blues are on their own isolated planet and have their own bases...you know until Donut burned them down (Donut: Whoopsie daisy) but still they all have the same thought "No more fucking adventures" and they all agreed even Carolina but now their back to their same old shit just standing around and talking...well that's all about to change for them 

---With The reds and blues---

Sarge the leader of red team is seen outside with Lopez working on some kind of teleporter that looked like the ones when they were at blood gulch and Sarge was talking to Lopez

Sarge: "Almost done here Lopez Doesn't it look beautiful?" he asked Lopez who says...in Spanish

Lopez: [No it looks like A piece of shit] he says but sarge not understanding just says

Sarge: "Your right Lopez this is not just beautiful it's gorgeous" sarge says Lopez sighs and says

Lopez: [Idiot] he says and Simmons and Grif walk up and Simmons asked

Simmons: "Um Sarge what are you doing?" he asked and sarge says

Sarge: "What's it look like numb skull I'm Making us A teleporter so we can get around quicker" he says and Simmons says

Simmons: "What A great Idea Sir you once again do something amazing" Simmons and Grif says

Grif: "Kiss ass" he says and Simmons says back

Simmons: "Shut up fat ass" he says and sarge stands up and says

Sarge: "Excellent Job Simmons one point for the complement and ten points for insulting Grif" he says and Simmons says

Simmons: "Thank you sir" he says and Grif says

Grif: "Well Seeing that I'm not needed I'm gonna go eat me some Oreo's I got A diet to catch up on and A good five to...twenty hour nap" he says as he begins to walk away but sarge then begins to talk making Grif stop walking

Sarge: "Hold it right there Dirt bag I Need you to go get the blue's" he says and Grif turns and asked

Grif: "What Why Me?" he asked and Sarge says

Sarge: "cause I want to show them our new invention and cause your already heading in the direction of their base and so I can watch you suffer the walk now get moving dirt bag or *Raises and pumps his shotgun* you'll be eating A lead sandwich hold the life and the mayo" he says to Grif who sighs and says

Grif: "Whatever Sir" He says going over to the blues

---With the blues---

The blue team are seen outside of their base as they watch Washington and Carolina stand outside A ship and Washington was saying