You walk through the fresh grass, somewhat annoyed as your socks, through your sandals are soaked by the dew. Socks and sandals were what you considered the peak of fashion after all.
'What was this?' You hear some frankly disturbing noises coming from behind the dumpster by the front door, you decide to investigate incase there are some k-pop idols, your biggest fear. Not only did you find some rouge limbs belonging to Jimin. I wish Jimmy was still alive you mutter, he is so hot. 'Maybe if I didn't ruin his life and absolutely destroy and discombobulate his entire skeleton maybe we would have a chance.' You looked down at the ground in utter disappointment. But you heard more music. You just had to go and Investigate! You turned the corner and there it was. An entire Twice concert, but there was a problem... Instead of singing all the girls were on the floor whimpering and in tears. As scared of K-pop idols you were you were hesitant to go over to them and offer help. Eventually you gathered up courage to talk and asked what was wrong. The leader of the group introduced herself as Jihyo. Jihyo said to you "We is so bad at jesus knowledge and cant preform without Jesus. BTS is out to get us so we have to stay Behind the school to try and preform." You offered a hand to a girl with short hair as when all the other girls got up she didn't. This girl didn't take your hand but she bit it and started to growl. While you were screaming in pain Jihyo just said "Oh yeah, thats just Jeongyeon. She will do that sometimes." You turned to leave as the school bell just went off and you didn't want to be late for you first class of bible school so you run as fast as you can. At least you made up with a fear and spoke to a kpop idol but now you also had Jeongyeon the savage to deal with. She was pretty but you would never ever marry a woman who bit and growled at you. Although when Big Madame did it you felt something in you boxers stand up straight
