after Rin showed you how to scam people you went to the church to brush off some confessions that you had been meaning to get off your chest with everything that had happened recently.
You walked into the church to see Satan and sonic the hedgehog fighting. And to make matters worse satan was singing material girl. You saw a horrible sight. You couldn't be arsed to get involved so you crept up to the confession booth but what you saw next was horrific
YUKIO AND BIG MADAME WERE BOTH GIVING BIRTH!
"WHAT THE FUCK?" You snapped at them. "THE PAIN OF IT ALL. AHHH!" Yukio screamed and in the background all you could hear was...
"Some boys kiss me
Some boys hug me
I think they're ok
If they don't give me proper credit
I just walk away
They can beg and they can plead
But they can't see the light (that's right)
'Cause the boy with the cold hard cash
Is always Mister Right
'Cause we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl
Some boys romance
Some boys slow dance
That's all right with me
If they can't raise my interest then I
Have to let them be
Some boys try and some boys lie but
I don't let them play (no way)
Only boys who save their pennies
Make my rainy day
'Cause we're living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl
Living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl
Living in a material world (material)
Living in a material world
Living in a material world (material)
Living in a material world
Boys may come and boys may go
And that's all right you see
Experience has made me rich
And now they're after me
'Cause everybody's living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl
Living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl
A material, a material, a material, a material world
Living in a material world (material)
Living in a material world
Living in a material world (material)
Living in a material world
Living in a material world (material)
Living in a material world
Living in a material world (material)
Living in a material world"
sung by satan as he swung Sonic's corpse out of a stained glass window while big Madame and yukio were both giving birth "WHAT JAS THIS WORLD COME TO!?" You squealed in confusion. Thats it your turning to jesus better get to bible school...
