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I just realized that I haven't updated this sence the 28th of july 2022 and it is now the 12th of February 2023. Whoopsies!
enjoy bts butter while you read this. Or die of cringe, take your pick.
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You walked to class with Jihyo! *I think i have made a friend* You think you yourself. 'Do you like kpop Y/n?' Says Jihyo. 'No not really sorry! I once had a bad experience. I tried to eat Jiminy by cooking him and he kinda jammed my oven and it exploded and now I am homeless!' You felt bad for saying that you didn't like kpop Infront of an artist but your days of listening to kpop also reminded you on those perfect days way back when you would walk on the beach at night with a horse, with the love of your life. Big Madame. The only problem was that she was the horse because she is built like one.
Thinking back on all the good times you burst out crying all over the floor. "Oh gosh, whats the matter!" Asked Mina she was walking beside you the entire time but she was really quiet so you didn't notice her. You explained to both Jihyo and Mina that you were missing the love of your life and you couldn't possibly block out all the good times you had with Big Madame and the fact that you were slightly in pain because the Jeongyeon bite was getting kinda inflected with the bubonic plague and that your entire right arm was turning mouldy.
You started to black out and the last thing you saw was Jihyo and Mina looking down on you calling for help. At least you knew that now you had 2 people who were on your side and who were gonna be there for you. The bell rang and The two girls ither ran off the class because they couldn't care less about you or that they were going to find help.
After they turned a corner you felt people drag you down the hall because they couldn't pick you up because your BMI is 96.4 and when you step it causes and earthquake with a magnitude of 15.7 on the R scale causing 400,000 deaths every step. You tried to go on weight watchers and drink slim fast milk shakes but nothing ever worked.
