y/n pov
" i'm gonna be honest about something here" peacemaker said as we excited the building "homunculi freak me the fuck out" he finished. " homunculi?" i asked following him outside. "yeah" he said. ''i'ts plural for homunculus it's a tiny minuture person" economos explained. " yeah i dont like what they're up to, i don't like what they fuckin'do, hey doll man you ever meet him?" peacemaker said. " doll man?" i ask " he turns small" murn said not looking up from his phone. " he calls himself doll man?" adebayo asked. " yeah. baret m82?" he asked. " yep" harcourt answered. " nice, you ever seen a one milimieter finger? gives me the heebie jeebies" he said shivering. " no one told me i had to deal with fucking homunculi" he kept complaining.
" well, who said you gotta deal with them now?" i asked . " you kidding me i found a miniature space ship in the apartment of the chick i had sex with, you guys know the one who was really into having sex with me, she came like four times" he braged. " yeah we know her this is only the ninth time you said it " i said. " but what if it's a clue ?" he asked . " it's not" i said shaking my head. " fair i only wanted to slip it in the conversation" he admitted.
" where is this tiny space ship now?" murn asked. " y/l/n's desk under my lunch" he replied. " john murn said " oh fuck " he complained he walked inside. " hey I want it back when you're down with it, dye beard" he told him. Economos stuck up his middle finger and kept walking. " oh, shit. Is project butterfly homunculi that team up with hard-bodied sluts that wanna control us?" He asked and I looked at him weird.
"No but who's the guy that's peeking out behind the trash can?" I asked spotting someone behind it. Peacemaker turned around and the figure tried to hide. " fuck it's vigilante. He's trying to be helpful." He said. "Hey! Get outta here!" Harcourt yelled at him. The guy stood up and walked from behind the can. " what? I'm just looking from behind a trash can. It's a normal thing to do." He said. " the hell it is " I said and he looked at me. " are you a psychiatrist?" He asked. " what ?" I was so confused at this point. " then don't tell me what's normal. Maybe my secret identity is a psychiatrist. And I know what's normal" he said. " yeah well maybe I am too and we both know what's normal" I said matching his logic. I think. He started to walk away
" get the fuck outta here. " Harcourt told him. He made a weird little turn to face us again. " I was about to go, and then you had to go and say that. Now if I acquiesce I'll look and feel small" he said crossing his arms. " vij, bro,come on. Be cool." Peacemaker told him. " I just wanna make sure your okay" he said. " ahw that's nice" I said and everyone looked at me weird. "I don't trust these people. Except her she seems funny" he said pointing to me and I blushed. " im fine. And she's way out of your league." Peacemaker said. " just remember even if they turn out to be okay to work with doesn't make them best friend material." He said. " im just chuckling even thinking about it" he finished his rant. " okay bro " peacemaker said annoyed. " if one of them does become a friend, it should be one of them. Cause she seems nice and funny. And there are a lot of rumors going around that you're a racist, and, you know, frankly it's a little embarrassing for me as if I become a racist by osmosis, even tho I mostly kill white people, so catch you guys later" he said waving and running away. " bye " I said
and again everyone stared at me. " what?" I asked and Harcourt shook her head.
" can't I be nice to someone?" I asked. "As long as you won't fall in love with him" she said. " im sure that won't happen " I said waving her off. " wait isn't that guy wanted on multiple counts of murder?" Economos asked. " we have bigger fish to fry, we have a united States senator to assassinate by the end of the day" murn told him and me and peacemaker just shrugged at each other.
