Three criminals are sentenced to exile in the desert and can only bring one personal item.
"I brought a loaf of bread, so when I get hungry, I'll have something to eat," said the first criminal.
"I brought a water skin, so that when I get thirsty, I'll have something to drink," said the second.
The third criminal looks proud of himself. "I brought a car door, so when it gets hot, I can roll down the window."
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Comebacks, insults and jokes
De TodoSo I decided to do something different for all you guys and decided to make a book or whatever you want to call it of comebacks and jokes that you can use or tell people and I will try to post one everyday so hope you enjoy.