Two women are digging in the garden. One pulls out a foot-long carrot and says, "This one reminds me of my husband."
The second woman replies, "Your husband's is that long?"
Her friend answers, "No — that dirty."
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Comebacks, insults and jokes
RandomSo I decided to do something different for all you guys and decided to make a book or whatever you want to call it of comebacks and jokes that you can use or tell people and I will try to post one everyday so hope you enjoy.
