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Roses are red, Violets are blue

That's what they say, but it just isn't true

Roses are red, and apples are too

But violets are violet, violets aren't blue

An orange is orange, but Greenland's not green

And pinkies aren't pink, what does it mean?

To say something's blue when it isn't, defiles it

But oh, what the hell, it's hard to rhyme "violet"

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