Ice Age: On Thin Ice

Hello again, everyone! Its me, Gio! This is my VERY first story I'm posting here on "Wattpad", imported straight from "FanFiction"! Now, this story I'm posting is a quick one-page story, BUT it has a very unique and dark premise behind it. This story is an alternative ending to the 5th film in the "Ice Age" movie franchise, "Ice Age: Collison Course", and TRUST me when I say that it is very dark. In fact, I had no choice but to give it a much-needed "New Adult" rating due to character death and mild language. But no worries, there are no vulgar swear words in this story, I promise. And at the end of this story, you'll find very important announcements I need to make, but you'll see all of that later.

Now, before I allow you to all read and enjoy this story, I want to make a very important disclaimer. No, this story is NOT written by me based on hate for any particular "Ice Age" characters, and I do not hate the franchise one bit. This story is just a JOKE and nothing else. It is not meant to be taken seriously at all. So, whatever you do, do NOT post any nasty reviews or flames in the reviews you post for this, and if you have any questions, feel free to PM me privately to discuss anything. If you post any nasty reviews, death threats, insults, or flames, I will be blocking you immediately, NO EXCEPTIONS! I just want to make that perfectly clear to all of you.

Now, for a little backstory, this story started out as a role play between me and "FanFiction" author, "Heroboy005", but after 22 days, due to private reasons, he had to back out, leaving me to finish the story. And before you ask, yes, he gave me full and valid permission to do it, so don't worry about it. Now, as long as you read my disclaimer and abide by all the rules, I'm sure you'll enjoy reading the story as much as I enjoyed typing it out. So, without any more delays getting in our way of this adventure, let's all just sit back, relax, turn off our electronic devices, and enjoy my long-delayed but finally finish masterpiece, "Ice Age: On Thin Ice"!

(The dark alternative ending movie begins with the logo for "20th Century Fox", followed by the logo for "Blue Sky Studios", all before fading to black. Then, the scene cut to show an exterior shot of outer space, beginning a scene occurring in the middle of the movie, showing Scrat still flying around outer space in the flying saucer he was trapped inside. Scrat is still looking for a place to bury his acorn, going around the ship and sniffing everywhere. Eventually, he comes upon what looks like the generator of the ship, which has a big gap in the middle. Thinking he's found a place to bury his acorn, he heads towards the gap. However, when he looks closer, inside he finds a HUGE laser cannon machine...)

Scrat (eyes widen) (gulps)

(Scrat sees how threatening looking the laser cannon looks and backs away, only to bump into a large button that's behind him. He lets out a whimper, as the laser cannon comes to life, and turn towards him. He then screams and the laser cannon begins firing at him, having interpreted his screams as a threat. Scratt hides behind pilot's chair. The laser fires, blowing up the chair, causing Scrat to let out another yell. The laser fires and Scrat jumps for it! He survives, but the laser hits the control board, causing the ship to start to malfunction...)

Computerized voice: Warning! Laser cannons activated! Outdoor lasers activated! Please stand by!

(Laser cannons appear all over the ship, even on the outside, and start blasting at random. Scrat lets out loud yells as the lasers target him, and he begins running for it! Suddenly, he drops his acorn, and he looks back to see that its about to be hit by a laser..)

Scrat: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(Fortunately, the laser misses, and Scrat grabs the acorn and runs for it. Then, he sees an escape pod for the ship, and runs over to the door. He begins pressing the button over and over, trying to get the door to open. Eventually, it does, and he runs in, pressing various buttons to get it working. Over on the outside, one of the laser cannons fired at the huge asteroid heading towards Earth. The asteroid blows up and showers the earth with harmless bits. Scrat hits the buttons on the escape pod, causing it to launch away from the ship, which is still shooting lasers everywhere...)