At first, there was nothing. And then, with a magnificent explosion of glorious, harmonious rock music and awesome lights, the great leaders, gods and creators of everything that exists were created. But every good thing must have its opposite. So another being was created. The great leaders and their allies quickly locked him away into a micro dimension and worked on creating the world. Since they were born from music, they used it to create everything. Music and sounds are the nature of everything that exists.
There was three almighty beings:
-Rivers Cuomo: Along with mastering slower-tempo songs, he was the main defender of the universe. He created Weezer with his allies
-Tom Delonge: The almighty creator of toilet humour, Tom also invented skateboarding and overlooks what happens on earth. He's the leader of Blink-182
-Billie Joe Armstrong: Out of all three of them, Billie has the heaviest instrumentals. He's in charge of protecting the most important thing ever, the one thing that their nemesis wants to destroy. He made Green Day with his two closest advisors
Their nemesis was someone who called themselves "Ehdde Cheerreanne". But for a long time, they didn't need to worry about him. Until one day, in 2022 (in earth years).
Weezer was planning the third Weezer cruise when suddenly Rivers' head went up.
"What's wrong?" asked Patrick, the Weezer drummer.
"Something's wrong." Rivers had been blessed with the power of feeling when something was wrong because he's the defender. So Weezer teleported to the Grand Leaders HQ and pressed on the button to summon Green Day and Blink-182.
Green Day arrived first, with Billie, Mike and Tre. They took place at the Grand Leaders table, besides Rivers.Blink-182 arrived second. Mark, Travis and Tom walked in.
"Where's Matt?" asked Rivers.
"He's busy with something. He'll be here soon." Tom answered.
Rivers shrugged, then stood up. "Leaders and Allies! The earth is in great danger!"
All of them started whispering and shooting glances at each other. Rivers motioned for them to calm down.
"I can feel it. Something bad is going to happen. We need to be ready." Rivers said.
Travis scoffed. "Really? We're all here because lwittle Rwivers doesn't feel so great?"
Tom kicked Travis in the shin. "C'mon, idiot! If Rivers feels that something's wrong, then something is probably wrong. What if it's Ehdde Cheerreanne?"
Travis rolled his eyes. "We haven't seen him in millenia! He's probably dead by now. I mean, did any of you bother giving him food, or water?"
Tom pinched the bridge of his nose. "For the last time, Travis, we don't NEED food and water, we're almighty beings."
Travis looked away. "Whatever. There's no proof of him being alive, so he's probably dead."
Then, the giant holographic screen behind them turned on, and they saw a man, his identity masked by the shadows. "Hello, protectors."
All of them gasped. "EHDDE CHEERREANNE!" Rivers yelled."Indeed. I have finally fully escaped the pocket dimension you shoved me in, and now me and my minions will defeat you. You might as well give it up now, because I'm stronger than all of you combined. The years of loneliness really made me sharpen my senses!"
"NEVER! WE'LL NEVER STOP FIGHTING AGAINST YOU!"
Ehdde Cheerreanne chuckled. "Then, prepare to die." The screen then went black, and the room was left in silence.
"So, what do we do?" Billie asked.
Rivers turned the holographic television back on and played the Cheerreanne footage again. He then paused it at one specific moment and zoomed in on the corner of the screen. A pink shape could be seen.
"What's... what's that?" Patrick asked.
There was one person in the room that immediately could tell what it was. Travis stood up and pointed at the pink blob. "IT'S MACHINE GUN KELLY'S GUITAR!"
They all gasped again. "I need to go fight him! I thought he was my friend!" Travis said. But Rivers motioned for him to sit down. "I'm the protector. I'll go fight Machine Gun Kelly. All of you need to get back to your studios and get ready for a battle with Ehdde Cheerreanne. Mark, go make sure Matt is okay. None of you split up, okay?"
All of them nodded. Patrick and Brian went back to the Weezer HQ, Green Day stayed in the Grand Leader HQ in case Ehdde Cheerreanne called again and Blink-182 went to warn Matt Skiba.
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Weezer and Blink-182 and Green Day fight the acoustipop master
HumorRivers Cuomo, Tom Delonge and Billie Joe Armstrong have to fight the terrible Ehdde Cheerreanne!! Will they win? Also available in comic book format on my profile