Lord Dookie beats the shit out of Ehdde

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Ehdde looked at it for a few seconds, then fell in full out laughter.

"BILLIE KILLS HIMSELF... FOR A FROG??"

The toad raised one of his tiny toad arms. Ehdde's laughter was cut out as he started levitating in the air.

"Hrhgggr.. hrgg" he fought against the air, the air that was holding him up by the throat. The toad's eyes started glowing as he also started levitating effortlessly.

"B-but... how??" asked Ehdde.

The road opened his mouth. "I am the almighty RULER and CREATOR of the CREATORS, his GREATNESS the TOAD GOD. I am... LORD DOOKIE!"

Ehdde, still suspended in midair by the toad on the table, watched with astonishment as Lord Dookie used Ehdde's powers to revive the Creators of the Universe and their allies. Their bodies levitated to each side of Lord Dookie. Even Mark and Travis were summoned, and all of their eyes were glowing white as well. Their arms rose up to get into the holy t-pose.

The more the Creators' powers were returning, the more that Ehdde felt himself weakening. He fell to the ground, but Lord Dookie's hold on his soul was still very much there. Suddenly, Lord Dookie let go and Ehdde rose to his feet. He stumbled around, tripped and felt back down.

"Why am I so... light? What's going on??"

Ehdde tried to use his powers, but realized that they were all gone. He turned to the toad, who was forming the bass back around him. The bass glowed levitated until Billie grabbed it and handed it back to Mike.

"We'll let you and your minions live, Tom declared, as long as you never annoy us ever again"

Ehdde vigorously nodded. Alkaline Trio and Machine Gun Kelly, who had been blessed with Lord Dookie's mercy but also all drained of their power, ran out of the leader room with Ehdde.

"So... how about we go back home?" Billie said.

"Good idea" Mark muttered.

Back at Weezer HQ, Rivers, Patrick and Brian were sitting in their respective chairs, deep in thought about what just happened.

The sound of the door opening brought them all out of their thoughts. They got in their fighting position, but dropped their guard as soon as they saw Scott, carrying two bags of groceries.

"Hey guys, there was an IN-SANE line at the supermark- HOLY SHIT WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU???" Scott exclaimed as soon as he saw his bandmates wearing torn clothing, broken glasses and various bandaids all over their faces.

Rivers got up and slowly walked to Scott. He placed his hand on his shoulder.

"Everything, Scott. Everything."

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