Betrayal

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In the meantime, Blink-182 had gone back to their studio to warn Matt of the impending danger. However, it seems that he has already heard about it. When they arrived at the studio, Matt was standing upright, ready to battle.

"Matt! We need to go-" Travis was immediately killed by Matt playing guitar. He fell to the ground in front of Tom and Mark, who immediately picked up their respective guitar and bass and got ready to fight Matt.

"HEY, MATT! NOBODY LIKES YOU WHEN YOU'RE 23!" Mark played the chords to What's my Age Again, making Matt 23 again. At that moment, for some unknown reason, everyone on earth got an extreme hatred for Matt Skiba.

"Oh, come ON, Mark. You're BORING ME TO DEATH!" Matt played Bored to Death, and just like that, Mark immediately got so bored that he died.

"How... How is that possible?? Mark wrote that song with you!" Tom stuttered.

Matt got an evil smile. "Indeed, but he didn't know that I made it for Ehdde Cheerranne."

Tom gasped. He played Depends and Matt started pissing himself.

"Fucking hell Tom, when are you going to grow out of potty humour?"

"NEVER!" Tom shouted.

While Matt went to go change himself, Tom fled the scene to go to the Grand Leaders HQ.

"HELP! MATT IS ALLIED WITH EHDDE CHEERRANNE!"

Green Day quickly stood up and got their instruments ready.

Matt spawned in the Grand Leaders HQ. Green Day and Tom were hidden, so he looked around for them, his guitar at his side. He heard scurrying on the left side, so he shot a guitar riff towards that area, destroying everything. No, not everything.

Tre was holding his drumsticks in an X position. It had stopped the guitar riff. Tre pushed it back at Matt, who was thrown backwards by the force and crashed into the wall.

Matt, looking angrier than ever, played Sundials and summoned his band, Alkaline Trio.

"HA! NOW, PREPARE TO DIE!"

Alkaline Trio got ready to annihilate Tre with one of their songs, but suddenly Mike jumped in the middle of the fight and played Panic Song. Alkaline Trio exploded due to the fact that Mike was way too good at bass for them. Unfortunately, Mike also crumbled because that song is really hard to play. He fell to the ground, his bass at his side.

"MIKE! NO!!" Tre ran over to Mike and hugged his dearly departed friend.

Matt rose from the ashes of Alkaline Trio, now mad as hell. He silently picked up his guitar.

Billie noticed this, and tried to warn Tre, but it was too late. Matt played Darkside and the entire room went dark, then a light shot out of his guitar and killed Tre. The light came back, and Billie looked at his dead band members.

"You'll... YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!!"

Billie rushed at Matt but Matt hit him with his guitar, which sent him flying back.

"Only... ONLY I can do that!!" said Billie, lying on the floor.

"What are you gonna do, old man??"

"Matt, we're basically the same age."

"Nope. I'm 23! And you're about to be 86'd!!"

Matt raised his guitar high above his head to end Billie, but an *Ahem* stopped him.

Matt turned around to see Tom on the Alkaline Trio stage.

"Happy holidays, you BASTARD!" Tom then played a megamashup of all the Take Off Your Pants And Jacket offensive bonus tracks and Matt disintegrated.

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