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Rivers VS Machine Gun Kelly

There was a Machine Gun Kelly concert going on that day, so Rivers promptly showed up.

Since he's a god, he managed to make his voice super loud so Machine Gun Kelly could hear him over his pink guitar.

"HEY, MACHINE GUN KAREN!"

MGK immediately stopped playing to look at who said that. His eyes immediately locked in onto Rivers Cuomo, standing on the ledge of the stadium.

"Cum river! I've been expecting you..." MGK pointed at Rivers with his guitar and played an awful guitar solo that sent music waves to attack Rivers. However, he was way more agile and quickly dodged all of them. He jump-flew and landed on the stage, opposite of where MGK was standing.

"I'M HERE TO STOP YOUR REIGN OF TERROR, WATER GUN KELLY!"

"SAY IT AIN'T SO, RIVERS!"

Rivers gasped at the disrespectful usage of his song like that. He started playing Hash Pipe, and giant sumo dudes spawned and fell out of the sky to surround him.

Rivers motioned at the sumo dudes to attack Machine Gun Kelly, but MGK started playing Papercuts and the sumo guys were immediately covered in papercuts and disintegrated.

The audience was silent. They had been brainwashed by MGK's awful music, but they were gradually breaking out of it because Rivers was not a poser and actually a good songwriter with good lyrics.

MGK fought back with his new song Ay!

Rivers' hearing was damaged because he was trying to understand Lil Wayne's incomprehensible mumble rap. He also got traumatised by MGK talking about doing weed because Rivers is very much anti drugs.

Instead of fighting back with a song, Rivers started playing Undone. The lightning bolts on his guitar strap lit up as the sky got darker and a ray of light beamed down in front of Rivers. Down from the skies descended Brian Bell, in his hottest phase.

"Just you try to fight the hottest man alive, Pew Pew Gun Kelly!!"

For a few seconds, MGK was completely captivated by Brian's holy beauty. Then, he snapped out of it, picked up his guitar and took a deep breath.

"Your tricks don't work on me, Cuomo, because..."

Rivers picked up his guitar, the lightning bolts on the strap glowing again.

"I FELL IN LOVE WITH AN EMO GIRL!"

Brian was completely destroyed by MGK's music and died on the spot. Rivers bent down and picked him up, but he was already dead.

"BRIAN! NOOOOOOOOO!!"

The lighting bolts on the straps were glowing brighter than ever now. MGK took a step back as Rivers slowly stood up and looked MGK straight in the eye.

"So, Rivers, I bet you could bang an emo girl like me, huh?" MGK said, although he looked terribly scared.

Rivers picked up his guitar. "Sadly, MGK, I meditate to stay a virgin, and your sex-temping tactics don't work on me"

He placed his fingers on the frets.

"because"

He placed the pick in between his fingers, then played the sickest solo of all time. It lasted about 3 seconds, but it was enough to snap the audience out of the MGK hypnosis.

"I LOOK JUST LIKE BUDDY HOLLY!"

MGK immediately disintegrated because of the fact that Buddy Holly (and subsequently, Rivers Cuomo) has no sex appeal and neither have emo girlfriends.

After making sure MGK was dead, Rivers picked up Brian and went back to the Grand Leaders HQ.