Avengers Texting Oneshots

Tony | Avengers Getting Ready... And Almost Being Late. AGAIN!

(F/C = Favorite Color)

This is bound to be a long one <3
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Tony created a new chat

Tony secured the chat

Tony named the chat: The Gala

Tony added Y/N, Steve, Natasha, Sam, Clint, Thor, and Wanda.

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Tony- Hey!

Tony- Wake up!

Tony- We have to get ready

Tony- We'll be late!!!

Y/N- Tony, Darling, my amazing boyfriend, who I love very much.

Y/N- It is 4 in the fucking morning. Go back to sleep. We have time.

Tony- Baaaaaaabe it's not something we can afford to be late to!

Wanda- Y/N's right, we have time.

*Wanda muted the chat*

Tony- Rude

Y/N- See? I'm right! Turn your brightness down and go to sleep.

Tony- I'm not tired

Y/N- I just heard you yawn, Dipshit

Nat- Why?

Nat- Stark, we have a good 6 hours before we have to worry about being late

Nat- NOW GO TO SLEEP

*Nat muted the chat*

Steve- What she said ^

Sam- I don't know why I even have to go to this

Tony- Because you're an Avenger

Sam- Why isn't the rest of the team here then?

Bucky joined the chat

Bucky- Yeah, why aren't we here, Stark?

Y/N- He said he doesn't want the whole team to embarrass him. We'll do it anyway. He thinks we're the mature ones.

Tony- I never

Tony- I took Tony's phone, now he's going to bed.

Y/N- Goodnight!

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4 hours later....
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Tony- WE'RE GONNA BE LATE

Clint- Because Steve and Thor won't hurry the fuck up

Steve- Language!

Steve- It takes a while for us to get our hair perfect

Thor- It is true

Tony- HURRY UP

Y/N- So help me gods. Tony. We won't be late. We have 2 hours and most of us are done

Y/N- We're mostly just waiting on cap to comb his hero hair.

Wanda- Hey Y/N, can you come zip me up?

Sam- I could do it for you

Wanda- No

Sam- Have Natasha do it then, she's in your room with you

Wanda- She's doing her makeup

Tony- Yeah we don't disturb Nat when she's doing her makeup

Tony- That eyeliner is sharp enough to cut somebody

Y/N- I'm on my way up

Nat- DAAAAAAMN Y/N

Wanda- DAMN RIGHT🥵