𝐁𝐄𝐘𝐎𝐍𝐂𝐄́ 𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐓𝐒

Funny business

Don't take me serious please😭

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"These motherfuckers getting freaky at the back of the class" A random girl in the class said.

Everyone looked at the back of the class and saw Beyoncé and Onika growling at each other and choking one another.

"Beyoncé and Onika if yo-"

"I told you our names are alpha king and kitty queen" Beyoncé said pushing her glasses up and crossing her arms.

"Get out my class. Both of you.. anyways back to this lesson" the teacher said.

"Miss we just playing damn you know it's Dress up day. Them niggas that do this shit is stupid anyways" Beyoncé said

"Okay so take the tail and the ears off then? And take your hair out that raggedy ass ponytail" Robyn said.

"Oh yea I forgot" Beyoncé said tugging on the fake wolf ears. The wouldn't come off.

"Haha that's odd.. they're stuck" Beyoncé said laughing nervously

"Maybe pour water on them" Her best friend Kelly said.

Beyoncé grabbed a bottle of water and poured it on herself then shook out her hair like people would do in movies.

"Now what was that for?" Their teacher said.

"It was for you miss. You know you fine as hell" Beyoncé said. She looked down to see her fake little friend rising in her pants.

"Aye miss come ride me" Beyoncé said licking her lips.

"Anyways" the teacher said going to her desk to grade papers.

"I just love how your openly flirting with her while I'm sitting right here" Onika said rolling her eyes.

Beyoncé rolled her eyes.

"You act like I ain't almost fuck you in here" Beyoncé said taking her glasses off.

Onika got out of her seat and sat on Beyoncé's lap, but Beyoncé pushed her up making Onika fall to the floor.

"I don't want yo ass sitting on me when you told me you ain't even wipe yo ass after you took a shit today" Beyoncé said nearly throwing up.

"Beyoncé I told you there was no tissue in the bathroom" Onika said rolling her eyes then tearing up

"Hey.. I'm sorry I still love your shitty booty self" Beyoncé said sympathetically.

"You do?" Onika said as she wiped her tears.

"Yes my lil shit stain. We forever bae" Beyoncé said grabbing somebody's wig off of the floor.

"Yo who's crusty ass weave is this?" Beyoncé said going up to the front of the class and holding the wig.

"Oh shit that's mine I was tryna be like MJ today" Kelly said snatching her wig back and putting it on.

Beyoncé instantly teared up

"Michael Jackson I'm such a big fan oh my gosh" Beyoncé said crying

Kelly looked confused then took her wig off.

"Oh where did Michael go?" Beyoncé asked.

Kelly put the wig back on.

"Oh my god Michael" Beyoncé said crying

Kelly took the wig off.

"Where did-"

Kelly put the wig on