The Rants Of A Teenage Misfit

Tour

I don't know about you (but I'm feeling 22) no but seriously, I don't know about you, but my entire wattpad library (and archive) is filled with 1d, 5sos, magcon, O2L, Tyler Oakley (Yes BoyxBoy) and PTV fanfiction. (But mostly 1D).

And like, the main character always meets the dude and this is how it usually goes.

"Oops, sorry gurl I was shoppin for some carrots for loueh and I bumped into u" sed harreh "Oh it's col! ur so cute can I have ur number" asked the girl "Of course ur just so friggin butifyl il love u foreves pretty girl" harreh sed popping the p

-1 week later-

"Harreh I think I luv u" sed the girl "I luv u too" sed harreh "Lets have sex" sed harreh

they have sex

-3 days later-

"Gurl I love u so much come on tour with me" harreh said

"YAH" Said loueh munching on his carrots and knocking down Zayn's handheld mirror. "MY MIRROR!!! NOOOOO" screamed zaen. "BE GOOD BOYS"Said daddeh Direction

-7 months later on tour-

"Harreh I'm preggers" sed the girl

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And I'm just sitting here feeling like I was watching Dora all over again. Like where the actual fuck is your parents?!

My mom won't even let me go to the movies with a group of people if a boy is coming!

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Msft