You know, I used to have a horrible One Direction Book on Wattpad. Like seriously, All the Characters were cliche and so was the story plot and even the Writing style was shit lol. It literally went exactly like this:
Niall: N, Louis: Lo, Liam: L, Harry: H, Zayn: Z, Kylie: K
N: Good day mate (Not even Irish stereotype. Jesus.) Jeez Liam, I'm starved.
H:God, Niall. HARRY RAN HIS FINGERS THROUGH HIS CURLY LOCKS.
Z: Zayn comes downstairs. WHO HID MY MIRROR MATES?
Lo:Ooh let's eat carrots for breakfast mates!
L: ALRIGHT MATES STOP IT. WERE EATING NANDOS. NOW EVERYONE GET IN THE JEEP .
They all into the jeep and get to nandos. Then they see a girl there. Harry walks up.
K: Hi my name is Kylie.
H:Hi I'm Harry. You want to go out love?
K: of course!
H: Come sit with my friends
Then they all eat nandos happily together.
Shit I was terrible.
Misfit
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The Rants Of A Teenage Misfit
Non-FictionThis Book is just me ranting about dumb (And sometimes important) shit. So ... Here I am.
