Captain: marry me
Dumb friend: yesssss
——————-at the wedding———
Captain: I do
Dumbass: I do
———years later or whatever——
Captain; I love you
Dumbbitch: I love you too<4
———-Later that night———
Captain:*making love to dumbo*
1 month later——————-
Whatever This fucker: I'm pregagagaganant
Captain: yayayayayyayay:)
————-8 months later a child is born———
Captin: I love our child
Dumb mofo: *drop kicks child*
Child: weeeeeeee
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Captain: *gets hit by bus*
Bitch: *punches bus*
Child:*weeps*
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Dr.Grandma: he will never live again
Captain:*dies*
Mofo:*cries*
Child:*dies*
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Lawyer man: captain is filing for divorce
Weirdo: *cheers*
Child: *dead*
Wandavision: hey bby~
Wtf: omg hiiii~~~~
——later that night——————
Wanda: *fucking the stupid bitch*
————1 month later————-
Dumb fuck: I'm gregnant
Wanda:*visibly happy*
Fuckerino: yayayay
——8 months later———-
Fucko:*gives birth*
Wanda:yayyy I love our beautiful child
Sup fuckers: *makes out with wanda*
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Author(me): together they raised their butt ugly child and then when their child moved out they fucked themselves to death or something
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Another crack fic, hopes y'all enjoyed
My font started fucking up midway. Idk how or whatever but who cares y'all prolly won't notice but who knows
Anywho Z if you're reading this(I know you will) I luv ya💛
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