As tails is sitting on a chair playing with a toy plane while knuckles is rethinking his career path sonic burst through the door and says"we are going to McDonald's "tails then puts the toy plane down and says" But sonic I want to go to burger King "then sonic slaps tails in the face as tails starts to cry sonic yells at him saying" Shut the fuck up bitch I'm the one selecting who will give us diabetes and if you don't shut up I'm going to cut your balls off and pin them to the front door "tails starts to cry even more so sonic hits him again and tails stops making any sound as he hits the wall, sonic and friends walk up to McDonald and they enter knuckles gets memories from when he used work at the McDonalds and how he had a gay make out session with Ronald McDonald then sonic walks up to the cashier with tails and says" 2 chilli dogs please "cashier then looks him dead in the eyes and says" We don't serve chilli dogs here order something else "sonic couldn't believe that one of the biggest fast food empires in the whole world doesn't serve chilli dogs this shocked sonic so much that he had to sit down while knuckles and tails go order some food sonic is saying to himself" No this can't be "he then looks and sees a little kid eating a chilli dog he then walks up to the kid and the kid says" Omg your sonic the hedgehog I'm your biggest fan of this McDonald "sonic then smacks him in the face taking his chilli dog and the kid starts crying so his mother says to sonic" Give back this chilli dog to my baby "sonic then looks at her before he notices that the lady is pregnant so he quickly leaves the McDonalds and then starts running and dropkicks the pregnant lady so hard that she fell through window and got knocked out sonic then breaks the kid's neck so there are no witness but he looks around and See's that everyone in McDonald saw what sonic did so he walks up to tails and knuckles and says"knuckles go take tails outside and cover both his ears and eyes"knuckles is to busy eating his fries so sonic knocks them on the floor and knuckles sights before he and tails walk out of the McDonald. Police arrived since someone called police at sonic and one of them says"put your hands up and drop the chilli dog"sonic then uses his speed to break necks of both police officers he then takes their guns and starts shooting everyone inside while tails and knuckles are outside listening to music, as the guns run out of ammo sonic starts to cut through them with his spin dash as he is covered in blood more police come and one of them says"come out with your hands up or we will start to shoot "sonic then looks at the children he left alive and yells " I have hostages and I strapped a bomb to them if you don't complete my demands I will bomb these children "the officers then start to discuss between each other and one of them says" State your demands "sonic then replies with" Chilli dogs"the police are shocked and they think that sonic is joking before sonic throws a baby at them as police walk up to the baby it turns out sonic strapped a bomb to the baby and it creates a giant explosion then sonic leaves with the children and forces them to the school bus he stole and both tails and knuckles follow him, sonic is driving on the pavement and police starts shooting at him and knuckles says"sonic what the heck is happening why is police after us "sonic's head then turns 360 degrees and replies with " Chilli dogs"then sonic head turn back as the police is catching up to sonic, sonic then drives into the nearest lake with his bus full of scared children who are crying police then stops and they go to examine the bodies they can't find the bodies of sonic and his pals so one of the officers says"the blue thing and his partners escaped we need to start looking "as she finishes her sentence the bus explodes sine sonic also strapped a bomb to it as their guts go flying every where it shows sonic and knuckles standing on a hill while tails is listening to Taylor Swift and knuckles says" Wtf sonic why did you drag us into this situation and how many bombs you have more"sonic then proudly replies with " I just needed more time and I started carrying bombs with me when I learned how to make them in your basement "knuckles then sights and puts his hand in his head and then they run from the country to Mexico also tails is still listening to Taylor Swift.
