Theory 4| Winnie the Pooh and the Disorders

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I'm back! Miss_OHSHC here!
So today---yes you read the title--- we'll be talking about Winnie the Pooh and its cast's disorders!
Yep, seems like I'll be playing Doc Mcstuffins for Winnie The Pooh and his friends even though I really don't want to. =^= So let's start! Because...oh boy -___- Pooh needs help.
What if I say...Pooh and his friends have disorders? Will I ruin your childhood? Well, sorry. XD

-The Theory-

The theory states that Winnie the Pooh and his friends have disorders. Pooh has eating disorder because...*cough* *cough* Honey addict *cough cough* Sorry, I have the flu. :/ Piglet has anxiety disorder, because...Piglet's like a panicking master. XD Rabbit has OCD or Obsessive Compulsive Disorder because he over-organizes and is obsessed with order and method. Also, for a male character, he behaves very feminine. Eeyore has depression because he has a negative outlook in life, he's pessimistic, he's ALWAYS sad and looks like he never had fun since the dark ages. -___- Owl is dyslexic, It is quite clear that he's dyslexic, he shows it a lot but he's extremely bright despite his disorder. Tigger has ADHD or Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder, because he's über hyper and he can't control it. Not to mention, he's really impulsive and sometimes this is a reason as to why the other characters, including him, get in trouble. Lastly, Christopher Robin, of course, has Schizophrenia because the whole show is all his imagination. Pooh, Tigger, Piglet, Owl, Rabbit and Eeyore, they're all his imagination. Some assume that these characters are his emotions in life, thus leading to him creating them.
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I honestly think this theory explains a lot. But there has to be flaws too...too bad I don't know 'em. XD I'd rate this a perfect 5 poohs.

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