Harry Potter One-Shots!

Harry Potter Fb chats.

Harry Potter updated his status: I love phone's, im on FB in Potions class right now.

Snape: 25 points from Gryffindor.

Harry: Wtf why are you on Fb Snape.

Snape: I saw you typing on your phone and i saw some blue.

Hermione: So? He could have been drawing or playing Avatar.

Snape:.......

ßellatrix: Hi Honey!

Harry:........

Hermione:.........

Ron:........

Nearly Headless Nick:.......

Dumbledore:..........

Snape: ok I might like ßella.

Severus Snape is now in a relationship with ßellatrix Lestrang

Harry Potter, Ron Weasly and everyone in Potions, Transfiguration and DADA class dislike this.

ßellatrix Lestrang left the chat

Snape: Well, Get on with your Love Potion.

Harry: ........ Really Snape? A Love Potion your using?

Snape: 75 points from Gryffindor and Get off of Fb now.

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Never wrote a Face book chat before soz iff gay