Harry Potter updated his status: I love phone's, im on FB in Potions class right now.
Snape: 25 points from Gryffindor.
Harry: Wtf why are you on Fb Snape.
Snape: I saw you typing on your phone and i saw some blue.
Hermione: So? He could have been drawing or playing Avatar.
Snape:.......
ßellatrix: Hi Honey!
Harry:........
Hermione:.........
Ron:........
Nearly Headless Nick:.......
Dumbledore:..........
Snape: ok I might like ßella.
Severus Snape is now in a relationship with ßellatrix Lestrang
Harry Potter, Ron Weasly and everyone in Potions, Transfiguration and DADA class dislike this.
ßellatrix Lestrang left the chat
Snape: Well, Get on with your Love Potion.
Harry: ........ Really Snape? A Love Potion your using?
Snape: 75 points from Gryffindor and Get off of Fb now.
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Never wrote a Face book chat before soz iff gay
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