Harry Potter One-Shots!

10 Rules at Hogwarts

1. Bubtubor Pus is not actually Honey, and i should not tell first years that

2. Do not dress up as a Centaur and knock on Umbridge's door. Unless Halloween.

3. Do not ask Professer Snape how much grease and oil he puts in his hair.

4. Dont Stalk People from other houses. Even in Invisibility Cloak

5. Do not hide all of Flitwicks books, or anything Flitwick can stand on, no matter how amusing it is.

6. Dont ask Mgonagall if she has ever coughed up a hairball before.

7. Do not buy Oil for Snape for Christmas and label it "For hair." He will just put you into detention for 1 month.

8. Do not charm snowballs to act like Bludgers, even if they "wont hurt on Impact."

9. Do not buy Professor Mgonagall a collar for Christmas, even if it is in her favourite colour.

10. Dont ask to play "What's the time Mr.Wolf" when Lupin is teaching DADA