Harry Potter One-Shots!

Harry Potter: Keep Calm!

This is when the Harry Potter gang play the keep calm game! Players are:

Harry Potter, of course

Hermione Granger

Ron Weasly

Ferret Man a.k.a Draco Malfoy

Ginny Weasly

Luna Lovegood

Neville Longbottom

Sirius Black

Fred Weasly

George Weasly

Moldywarts

And ME! Jasmine! Now lets get started!

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Harry: Keep calm and defeat Noseless.

Voldemort: Keep calm and kill Harry.

Ron: Keep calm and be ginger.

Sirius: Keep calm and be Sirius.

Jasmine: Keep calm and eat sugar.

Hermione: Keep calm and study.

Fred: Keep calm and sell Canary Creams.

George: Keep calm and hi-5 Fred.

Neville: Keep calm and practise Disarming.

Draco: Keep calm and kill Ferrets.

Luna: Keep calm and Catch Nargles

Ginny: Keep calm and stay away from old diarys

Voldemort: Keep calm and kill Muggles.

Harry: Keep calm and Kiss Girls.

Luna: Keep calm and Kiss Harry

Draco: Keep calm and hug Harry

Sirius: Keep calm and hug Harry

Ginny: Keep calm and Marry Harry

Hermione: Keep calm and Kiss Harry

Ron: Keep calm and WTF HARRY IM GOING TO KILL YOU!

Neville: Keep calm and IM WITH RON STFU FOR KISSING LUNA!

Voldemort: Keep calm and GO NEVILLE AND RON!

Jasmine: Keep calm and love George

George: Keep calm and like Jasmine

Fred: Keep calm and find out that everyone is chasing us!

Fred,Harry,George and Jasmine: NOW FREAK OUT AND SPRINT AWAY!!