I'm bored, and apparently I have multiple people stalki- I mean... Following me on here, so I think I'll play some would you rather with you guys... Also, comment what sort of random crap you would like for me to talk about.
Would you rather not be able to tell the difference between babies and muffins, or swap gender with each sneeze? (Hah, muffins, I can give those up, not sneezing at a pool party... I'm a dude FYI.)
Would you rather not age past 30 from the neck up or from the neck down? (Neck downfor me)
Would you rather get paid to eat or get paid to sleep? (With my sleep schedule? Eat.)
Would you rather your clothes always itch every inch of contact with your body or tickle every inch of contact? (Itch... As uncomfortable as that would be, I'm already weird enough as it is, don't need to laugh like an idiot every time I move...kinda already do though... Huh...)
Would you rather have three eyes or two noses? (Eyes, that'd be cool!)
Would you rather be able to breath under water or be able to fly? (Soooo tough... But definitely fly for me.)
Hmm... I think that's all I can think of for now... Answer in comments, give amusing reasons! And make suggestions for random crap for me to do o3o
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Dissonant Madness
HumorThis is where I'll be writing when I get bored, probably going to do personal updates, maybe, but what is assured is that much weirdness shall occur.
