One day there was a gorilla named Harambe. He liked babies. The Creature did not take kindly to this. Seeing Harambe with a child, The Creature approached, raised his paw and BAM! Harambe fell flat. The Creature was victorious. He then pranced back to his cave and invited his lovely wife, La Creatura to some CBT. After said CBT, he and his wife went out to get some food. Once they arrived at the restaurant, The Creature consumed everything edible in the store, infuriating the workers, the customers, and worst of all he infuriated his wife, his wife then beat him until he was bleeding out of almost every part of his face. Then they enjoyed some CBT. The creature went to his friends house. He and Jose were watching a movie. They get close really close. In the heat of the moment, Jose goes in for a kiss. The Creature does the same. They kiss. Jose drops to his knees, The Creature reveals himself and Jose goes to town. Then they enjoyed some CBT. The Creature, feeling awkward, leaves shortly after. He then calls Jose and explains that was not okay and can never happen again. The Creature loved his wife. Her luscious fur, glowing eyes, and perky ears. He could never give her up. No one could know. Jose retaliated. Saying he loved The Creature and he would expose him. The Creature knew what he had to do, Jose needed to disappear. He then went home, stumbled through the door, and enjoyed some CBT. After he had awaken from his slumber, he had went into his closet to retrieve his handgun. Colt python chambered in .357. He was going to put an end to Jose as it was the only obstacle in his relationship with his wife. The creature called up Jose to go to a park for a walk, Jose was ecstatic and agreed. At approximately 9 pm, they went on the walk. It is alleged at 9:32 the creature shot Jose dead, but no body was ever recovered. Jose was never spotted alive again. The Creature drove home and enjoyed some CBT with his wife. The end.
