It was the next day at school, I was sitting at my desk. It was first-period science, and our science teacher had gone crazy.
He was wearing a french beret, dancing around the classroom. It was a sight to see.
"Why is he doing that..."
"What's up with him..."
"This is goofy AF"
Sentences such as these chorused around the classroom, and it was true that it was strange.
"Oui, Oui. It is I, Mr.Beret." He tipped his fedora in the Redditor fashion and then began teaching class as if nothing had happened. The class sat in stunned silence. I moved on, Marshall's mysteriou's texts echoed in my head, I had to see him today!
"Excuse me, Mr.Beret. I have to go!" I dramatically rose from my dinky stool used for the science seats, flipped my hair, and reached into my backpack to use a baguette as a peace offering.
I threw like it a football and it landed in Mr.Beret's hands, he clutched it excitedly and I ran out of the classroom. Sprinting into the fountain where I met Marshall, I ran straight into Edward Cullen.
"Oh! I'm s--s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sorry!" I stuttered as Edward helped me up. Owo! Why am I acting shy?!?!?!??!
"I'm sorry I have to go!" Bella pushed him away, like a strong female character that I am. Bolting past him, she pushed open the school doors, a strong calling to the fountain. Edward chased after her, calling after me.
I then remembered i flipped my hair in a womanly way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I fell to my KNEES HOW DARE I BE WOMANLLY P4W5DTHI0OEPRS UGSERIODFK GIOSFK JHSFG
I DIED RIGH TTHEN ANDT THERE.
MARHSALL WAS ACTUUALLY GEORGE ALTER EGO AND
