Random britain brother one shots that I thought of at 3am

Cat girls

Warning- this chapter has suggestive or triggering themes.

"Oh come on!" America said, yelling at his phone. "Lose at candy crush again?" Canada asked. "What- no. I've been trying to call Japan all morning and she ain't picking up" said America. "Gee I wonder why" Australia said from the next room over. "...what's he talking about?" Asked Ame. "Well...you uh..you've never really been that nice to her" said Canada. "What!? Bullshit! Of course I have!" America replied.

"Ame you call her a cat girl" Said Canada. "And a Neko" Australia announced. "And senpai" NZ said, walking past. "Don't forget that weird anime name..what is it again?" Canada asked. "Oni-chan" Australia replied, poking his head out of the room. "Oni-chan, there it is" Canada said, snapping his fingers. "What's wrong with calling her names in her language!?" America asked. The three of them stared at America for a moment "...who's gonna tell him" said NZ. "Tell me what-" Ame asked. "Mate...you realise calling her senpai is the same as..daddy...right?...like in the sexual way?.." America stared at him, almost in horror. "...it was in a cartoon though-" he said. "Those cartoons aren't for kids Ame" said Canada. "WELL THEY SHOULD SAY THAT!" America yelled. "They do. Just not in English" Canada said. "Oh...Well still- I don't see why she'd be mad at me for name calling" America said.

"Hey burger breath, You gonna go shoot up a highschool at 9:11am?" Australia said. "HEY! DON'T FUCKING CALL ME BURGER BREATH!" America yelled. "Doesn't feel too good now does it?" NZ said. "What doesn't feel so- Ooohhhhh...is it really the same as that?" America asked. "Yes" said Australia. "It's exactly like that." America stared into space for a moment before the little lightbulb in his head went off. "Damn- I've been a complete asshole! Maybe I should apologise-" "YA THINK!?" Canada yelled. "Yeah yeah...wait- how do I apologise if she isn't gonna answer my calls?" America asked. "Oh I don't know- how about apologise in person? Like how you called her a fucking baka in person!?" Said NZ.

"...do I really have to?" Said Ame. "YES!" The three said collectively. "Alright alright! I'm going! Jesus Christ!" America said, standing up. The American had gone out to the door, grabbing his keys before getting to his car. "...one of us should probably go to make sure nothing happens" said Canada. "Y'know we probably should...but like...whatever happens is deserved..isn't it?" Australia said. "Yeah. Plus he hates it when we call him an ambulance so I say we let Japan deal with him" said NZ.

America had driven off, heading through the streets before reaching japans place. It was a large house, almost looking like a temple from the outside. Well- except for the motorcycle parked in the driveway. America parked on the curb, making his way up the driveway before knocking on the door. It took a second or two before the door was half opened and Japan stuck her head out. "...what the hell do you want" she said. "Uh...my brothers said I should apologise to you..." he said. "Your brothers told you to?...as in you don't think that pointing to my chest and saying they're nothing like the animes was disrespectful?" Japan said, crossing her arms. "I did that?" America asked. "Seven times. You did it seven times, America." Said Japan. "Damn...must've been drunk" said America. "It was at a UN meeting" Japan said. "Huh...well I'm sorry...can I go now?" America said. "That's not even half of what you've done" Said Japan.

"Why- what else have I done!?" America asked. "You once told me to speak English when I was in fact, speaking English" Japan said. "Well I'm sorry- your accent is very confusing!" America announced. Japan had glared at him before stepping back and slamming the door in his face. America stood there for a moment, staring at the door before smiling to himself. "Well that was easy!" Said America

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This is me saying this fandom sexualises Japan way too much. Her and other Asian countries. Japan isn't anime land, they have their own culture and laws.