Crazy Files

Interview gone wrong

Date: April 30th, 1990
Location: Yorkshire, England

The Chili Peppers are being interviewed by notoriously rude host James Dolphin, it all goes somewhat well until, two of the other guests that were here before them come into the room...

James: You two seem to be very touchy with each other...
Anthony: That's because we're in a relationship.
James: Wow, I never thought you two of all people would be in a...relationship.
Anthony: And I never thought I'd be getting interviewed by your rude ass.
James: Well excuse me...
*Jade sits next to Anthony*
Jade: Hi
Anthony: H-
John: *turns into a full on demon* Back off bitch 👹
Jade: *screams* Oh my god!
Anthony: *screams*
*Everyone else is terrified*
John: *turns back to normal* Omg what just happened *giggles*
James: You just gave a man a heart attack and you're giggling-
John: *turns into demon* Shut the fuck up you fat ass bitch 👹
James: *stunned* ok.
Chad: John...if my cousin dies, imma send yo demonic ass back to hell. *calling the ambulance*
Kenny: *unconscious*
James: You and Kenny are related?
Chad: Yeah, by the way of our grand aunt
James: Oh.
Anthony: John, I'm gonna take you outside...
John: *back to normal* Oh wow are we going to the park? 😊
Anthony: No, I'm taking you to a priest.
John: Wow, I thought we'd be less formal like an ordained minister or something 😆
Jade: They're getting married? 😧
Flea: They're working on it...
James: We all know that marriage is gonna end in a divorce...
Chad: Shut the fuck up, like deadass.