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Important notes:
(y/n): your name
(l/n): last name
(f/c): favorite color
(o/c): other color
(e/c): eye color
(h/c): hair color
(b/n): brothers name
(m/n): mothers name
(f/n): favorite song
(d/n): dogs name
(s/n): sisters name
You will be about 13-14 in this book
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I stared at the completely blank piece of paper, I could practically feel my eye bags, my sleeping only seemed to get worse. We were assigned an essay, which Zim was supposed to be doing but probably isn't. It was about the ever rising doom for this planet. Heh, little they know about the funky lil alien I'm friends with. My irritation was only growing, I wasn't really a skool writer, maybe I could do it outside of skool, but skool always managed to make it boring.
Wait, why do I read skool like the shitty misspelt version? Actually I don't want this to lead to a crisis never mind.
Crack
I broke my pencil. Spitting out the gross remains I stood up, no point in sitting here doing something I can't do. Deciding it best to get out of the house I quickly pulled on my coat and ran to the door.
Zim was probably doing something far more interesting than this.
After the short walk between houses I promptly kicked open the door.
"It's y/n Bitch." Sadly, no one was there to see my gorgeous and hot entrance. I grieved the heartbreak I felt before shutting the door and waltzing over to the elevator. He's either downstairs or off doing God knows what.
"Zim!? You down here buddy?" I called "Human y/n! How did you get in here!?" he called back.
I sighed, a very over dramatic sigh, throwing my arm over my forehead as I walked from the elevator I cried "I was suffering Zim! I was dying! I don't think I will make it!"
Falling to the floor next to where he was standing I could practically hear his confusion, I had to hold back a laugh.
"You're dying!?" He called, his face morphing to a horrified expression, I let out a groan "Yes! From boredom!"
It went quiet for a brief moment before "HUMANS CAN DIE FROM BOREDOM?
I broke, loud wheezes escaped me as Zim continued to panic, I clutched my stomach as my body convulsed from the laughter.
"No!" I wheezed again "I-I was ju-just joking!" My voice continued to break off from laughter.
Once I finally was able to calm down I turned to look back at Zim, who had gotten tired of my antics and went back to whatever he was doing. Quirking a brow I got back up, my interest peaked.
"What're you doing?" I question, propping my head over his shoulder to get a better view "working on my newest plan, of course!" He replied.
If it weren't for how I was positioned I would've cocked my head at that.
"And that is?"
Lifting up numerous pills he presented them to me proudly "with these we can take over the skool! We'll have a whole army!"
I hummed "How does that work?"
His smile widened "We will crunch this up and put it in the food of our classmates!" that actually might work, everyone there was dumb enough to eat it and considering how bad it is no one would suspect a thing!
"When will we put it in?"
"Tomorrow morning! We must get there early so no one will see anything! Though I doubt anyone would..."
I lifted my head off his shoulder "Alright, I'll meet you tomorrow then."
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The next day was hectic, I woke up at six and quickly ran to get ready, after throwing on some half assed clothes I sped out and door and to Zim's house.
"Human! There you are!" He called upon seeing me, I panted, despite the amount of physical activity I've done since meeting Zim I'm still exhausted easily "Sorry, I couldn't find my shoes."
"It's fine," he gestured "let's hurry before Dib get to skool."
The walk to skool was short, as usual, but it felt drawn on with this new plan coming into action. The doors were still locked once we got here, glancing at Zim I muttered "what do we do now?"
"I prepared for this!" he announced, whipping out a strange looking machine he pointed it to the door lock, wide eyed i watched as the lock turned and clicked. "Oh that's so cool."
We locked the door behind us. The building was hell creepy without the kids there.
Arriving at the cafeteria I jumped over the counter and slid into the kitchen, I've always wanted to do that.
"Now, where's the food?" I questioned, Zim squinted before finally pointing to a large barrel.
I shivered, God please don't let that be where our lunch is.
Sadly. Zim was correct, a mush food stocked in it, pulling out the pills we got to work, taking section of the food before placing a crushed pill into it, once finished we mixed it back to look how it did before.
By the time we were done the skool was populated by children once more.
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I'm going to make this a two parter! Wanted to get something up lol so I'm sorry it's short :)
But hi! I'm actually back this time lol! It's been a hectic few years as me and my mom have been in and out of court with our stalker. Everythings calmed down though so I'm finally letting myself go back to this book :)
I'm thinking about editing this book to make the reader gender neutral so let me now if you'd be okay with that!
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