Steel Car Race

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Enfp and entp are at school

"Hey, have you checked out part 7 yet?" -enfp

"I'm only on part 6 rn" -entp

"Just skip parts" -enfp

"What?!" -entp

Enfj spawns behind them

"You're thinking of skipping parts?!"

"Bro...." -enfj

"I'M NOT"

"ENFP SUGGESTED IT" -entp

"No need to hide your sins"

"But this sin cannot be easily forgiven" -infj shudders holding his bible

"I SWEAR IT WAS ENFP WHO SUGGESTED IT-" -entp

"AHEM"

"Attention children"

"We're going to do a car race"

"Whoever wins get the ultimate prize of RAH jojo action figures"

"The loser has to pay for those jojo figures, kiss my ass, shine my shoes daily, kiss my boo-boos, and pay for everything I want to buy."

"Tickets start today at lunch

"You have like a week to prepare"

"Each ticket to watch or join the race is 50 bucks."

"Good luck." -entj crosses her fingers behind her back

"Dude, do you think we'll win?" -enfp looks to entp

"Of fucking course, bro."

"I win like every time we have these contests." -entp bumps into estp

"You guys seriously think you'll win?"

"Is your team made up of se aux and doms?" -estp

"No.." -entp

"EXACTLY!" -estp

"Sighs"

"Silly se aux and doms"

"THEY THINK THEY'RE BETTER THAN US BECAUSE THEY'RE AWARE OF THEIR SURROUNDINGS!" -enfp

"IT'S TRUE WDYM??!!" -estp barks at enfp

Enfp barks back.

"Woah woah"

"Enfp calm down bro"

"How about we skip class until lunch"

"Until then let's grab a broski" -entp pulls enfp to go to esfj's restaurant

At the restaurant:

"May I get you something?" -esfj

"Sure!" -enfp

"Uhm what did we decide on again"

"I forgot" -entp

"Two heinekens"

"Two tiramisus" -enfp

"Is that all?" -esfj

"Yea"

"Now shoo" -entp

Esfj goes to the kitchen and the two randomly hear a dog dying

"WTF" -enfp

"Not this again..." -entp

Esfj comes out of the kitchen

"Apologies for the sudden disruption"

"Here you go" -esfj

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