The Adventures of Professor Proton, Jr.: "The Proton Express..."

"The Adventures of Professor Proton, Jr: The Proton Express..."Part XXXVII...

"The Adventures of Professor Proton, Jr: The Proton Express..."

Summary: In my first longer Proton Jr tale, can Prof Proton Jr. aka mild-mannered Sheldon Cooper and Dr. Amy aka Amy F. Fowler save the world at Christmas...And can Proton Jr. keep that blond sob of an engineering genius Tom Swift, Jr. away from his girl?

Equally important...Should Cameragirl Penny allow this thing to appear on her acting credits or just accept that all hope of a professional career is gone and just enjoy while peddling her drugs?

Disclaimer: All is Chuck's...

Part XXXVII...

Meanwhile...

About two million miles from Earth...

"Proton? Have you got the interface projector?" Bernadette called over her Fat Man suit radio.

"Your brother's fancy converted mobile phone to send a code by light pulse rather than receive? Yes." Proton, now standing on the hull, though swaying a bit. Legs secured by graviton projectors.

"Well, lets try to find the access port before we're all incinerated." She frowned at him through her glass portal.

"Correction." Sermek intoned, cutting in on radio. "I will be incinerated, you two will just look silly, drifting in space holding on to pieces of the hull once I toss you away."

"What?" Proton stared.

"Tom Swift has some crazy notion you're worth saving, Dr. Proton." Sermek noted. "And orders are orders, should you screw it up. Which I would estimate at an 87% probability. Huh-huh-huh."

"According to Bud, it was either this or Marvin the Paranoid Android's personality." Bernadette sighed to an annoyed Proton.

"God, I would have been so depressed." Sermek, chuckling. "But, I have humiliating Proton to rely on to cheer me up...Huh, huh, huh."

"Be glad we may need you, you bubble-headed booby." Proton glared.

("Oooh, listen to me, all Dr. Smith and all. Though not an evil saboteur and murderer who should've been tossed out the Jupiter 2's airlock." Sheldon noted, beaming.

"We could still manage that, Dr. Cooper. Huh, huh, huh." Sermek noted, chuckling.

"Oh, my...He's just great. Isn't he great, James?" Sheldon beamed to Mr. Jones.

"I think I'll want two." Jones smiled to Howard.

"You may have a whole new business here..." Bernadette hissed to Howard. "Wait till they see..."

Howard putting up a hand quickly...Now, now...

Lets hold something in reserve...

"Say it again..." Sheldon, to Sermek.

"Never fear, Sheldon's here. Oh, no..." Sermek noted. "Howard, save me. SAVE ME, HOWARD! CMON, YA LITTLE PUTZ!"

Bernadette grinning at the stunned Howard...

"You know who stood in for your mom for that audio clip..." she beamed.)

"Sermek? Have you been able to reach the Ocean Arrow?" Bernadette called.

"Negative, Dr. Swift-Rostenkowski...Nor can I contact Swift Enterprises or the Outpost in Space. The ionization is too strong."

"All right, well...We figured we'd be on our own. At least we made it this far, alive."

"Het-hem." Proton cleared throat.

"Yeah, yeah...Great job with the dark matter thingy and all that." Bernadette noted.