The Adventures of Professor Proton, Jr.: "The Proton Express..."

"The Adventures of Professor Proton, Jr: The Proton Express..." Part V

"The Adventures of Professor Proton, Jr: The Proton Express..."

Summary: In my first longer Proton Jr tale, can Prof Proton Jr. aka mild-mannered Sheldon Cooper and Dr. Amy aka Amy F. Fowler save the world at Christmas...And can Proton Jr. keep that blond sob of an engineering genius Tom Swift, Jr. away from his girl?

Equally important...Should Cameragirl Penny allow this thing to appear on her acting credits or just accept that all hope of a professional career is gone and just enjoy while peddling her drugs?

  Note-There is a new "Adventures of Professor Proton, Jr." intro video now up on the Sheldonverse page of my Buffy Rebecca verse (regertz, Sheldonverse should get you there).  

Disclaimer: All is Chuck's...

Part V...

Conference room, Swift Enterprises' Fearing Island submarine pens,

"So these are the coordinates we were able to glean from the transmissions from Earth before all signals were jammed on our friends' frequencies and all near ones..." Swift indicated the figures on screen.

"Latitude and longitude...?" Wyckcliffe asked. "The aliens grasp the concept?"

"It's fairly basic, any four-year old with the ability to read at a twelve-grade level could grasp that..." Proton, smugly.

"Really? I read at college level at four. But maybe in Texas the term 'genius' applies to anyone wearing glasses and able to read...At the first grade level." Wyckcliffe smiled.

"People..." General Smith glared.

Worse than those negotiations between the IS and Iraqis...But I could have them all droned.

"But aliens surely would need more reference..." Wyckcliffe pointed out.

"We were working with the aliens to determine their past landing sites during their ancient failed expeditions to Earth in hopes of finding the sites. We gave them very detailed explanations of our mapping systems over the last decade. The point is..." Swift, patiently... "We have the approximate coordinates of the crash site...In the South Atlantic, near one of those likely ancient landing sites."

"Maybe we should call in Erich von Dannike ("You want correct names or you wanna avoid lawsuits?" Howard noted to a frowning Sheldon.)." Proton sneered. "He could tell us all kinds of unfounded fairy tales about ancient astronauts and UFOs...And fairies..."

"Is wise and funny man, this Proton, no?" a pleased Dr. Hofstadter eyed Dr. Amy who frowned.

"No." curt response.

("Yeah, that's very funny...Hee...Suggesting me jealous of my dear bestie and her unquenchable allure for all red-blooded males, particularly macho types from Texas. Anyone might think all my efforts to befriend her and mildly hint at a lesbian interest in our past days were ploys to uncover her relationship with Sheldon and undermine it." Amy, nervous smile to Leonard. Penny, Howard, Bernadette staring. "Way to go with the extreme fantasy, screenwriter Leonard. Real 'Twilight Zone' stuff." Nod, nervous chuckle. "Isn't that crazy fringe stuff, Sheldon?"

"Even I knew you were bitterly jealous of Penny, Amy. It was a huge turn-on." Sheldon, quietly.)

"If you don't wanna be a part of this, Proton..." Swift noted.

"Yeah, lets get the kiddies and kiddie show host outta here and get to work, Tommie." Wyckcliffe nodded.

"Hey..." Dr. Amy glared.

"Dr. Wyckcliffe..." the General sighed. "Professor Proton, Jr's scientific work in dark matter is noted..."

"As much as his failures in string theory..." grin.