< Headcanons about Hans >

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Ran out of ideas or something

- He hates rats (will cry if he sees one)

- Ik ppl say he can cook but I swear on God he can only bake. He will burn down the house trying to create a meal but makes a solid cake. (No one will change my mind)

- listens to Cavetown and mitski

- hates tea

- He doesn't like hurting people but will if he has too.

- screaming like a little boy

- He gives off bi wife energy.

- makes fun of arthur (me too)

- Jake and Merlin make fun of his hair bc his a ginger

- one day he has enough and called them basic bitches (jack took it to heart)

- probably has sandels

- long ass toes

- "you know what they say about big toes" - hans

- the father friend who has had enough

- loves to garden ( loves wildflowers and letting them grow anywhere at the f7s house)

- had slime as a kid and it got everywhere

- tried to paint and cried

- His a very good swimmer (the best outta the entire f7)

- plays pranks on everyone and no one will ever know it is him ( as he should)

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